Clearly she didn't totally think it through all the way. :)

It's the least she could do after destroying all those homes with that wrecking ball in the first place.

Yeah, it was very Night At the Roxbury-ish.

if I may offer an opinion, he did it too aggressively for this to work. She didn't look into it because she was worried about her balance, and he looked like the jerk on the dance floor copping too many feels.

I peed in a Taco Bell in Manhattan once. The restroom was just as terrible as you expect it to be, and I had to buy a soda to use it, and it wasn't even cold.

I've been keeping quiet on Ferguson because I am a police officer and anything I say will probably be contentious. I just wanted to say that I got into this job because I genuinely care about people and I want to help my community. I worked with Afghan policewomen during my graduate research, and the strength and…

Listen, there's no mystery here - he obviously shot himself with his prehensile belly button, having stolen a police officer's gun (which he then returned after shooting himself). Happens all the time. I blame rap music.

This is why I think the only governmental system that really works is a blend of capitalism and socialism. Go too far in the direction of socialism, and things like Venezuela happen. Go too far in the direction of capitalism, and things like America happen.

He was incubating a xenomorph in his chest which burst out and ran away while he was in custody.

If he was no angel, he could not have been Satan: QED

I'll do it if I can stop having to carry my debit card and driver's license whenever I go out.

Easy, killer. Your brain is needed.

It is rage-inducing because it is true.

That was both funny and hurt like hell.

Yeah, of course it is. His mother is like yeah, no. The Police are trying to spin it as she is just upset. Like, they aren't even trying anymore.

Oh, of course. That makes perfect sense. Completely possible.

Why bother? It is like when sex workers are killed. No1curr, right?

Mam, you would, I mentioned another story above where the police used the same lie. They said the guy shot himself in the head whilst handcuffed(possibly behind his back)

Hey, you should be grateful. Louisiana just saved us from the reincarnation of Dr. Octopus! Praise (white, Republican, probably condemned the gays but that part got edited out) Jesus!

The fact that they didn't even care enough to put together a credible story shows the contempt for black life and their confidence in a system/nation where such a ridiculous story will be believed ........Cuz you know black people