Someone was saying earlier how cops are normal citizens. A normal citizen would be charged already.
It has got so completely out of hand, if there are good cops, let's help them by getting rid of the bad ones.

Meanwhile, Facebook just informed me that more money has now been raised in Darren Wilson's name than in Michael Brown's.

It's kinda hilarious that the person making a lame joke about Jezebel commentors posting endlessly to get attention posted the same damn thing 3x with no response. Would've replied to him but I don't want to validate him.

Internet stranger promises led to my being exposed to goaste, so I don't trust them anymore.

And that's why she needs judge robes.

I got stung by a wasp repeatedly at work last year. After killing the damn thing, reassuring the visitors who saw me that I wasn't dead on the floor of a bathroom, I called my mom going 'mom, I don't remember if I was tested for this when I was little, but am I allergic to wasps?' Freaked her out good and well. I took…

I'm kind of surprised that no one was allowed anywhere near Jill Dillard's lady parts until after she was married, but now she's sharing the inside of her uterus with the entire damn world.

I think Ladyology has a pretty good description of it, except that for me, penetration was never uncomfortable. The best analogy I can think of is swallowing. It feels like swallowing something that fills up your esophagus, but not to the point of being uncomfortable. Also if swallowing felt really really really good…

My advice to my students (college) - when a member of the family makes a racist comment at a family gathering, loudly say, "I've got to take a shit" and leave the room. Makes it into a politeness as opposed to a political issue. They stop saying racist things and you'll stop announcing you have to take a shit when…

someone clicks a link to "Disney Dudes Dicks" and was offended? It is next to impossible to respect someone who could be offended by something they had to apply upper brain function to access. Although here I am going to make an attempt. For those that wish to see the princess pussies there is at least several hours…

OT: but does anyone else weirdly like school supplies? like i could spend an hour in office depot or staples, lovingly pouring over the post its.

Yeah, I guess I'm an asshole to be offended by this post.

And he's quite premature at e-jac-u-la-ting....

You are a national treasure!

It explains so much. The vaguely phallic antler decorations. The obsession with a trophy wife. Lashing out when Belle clearly cares about the Beast (whose dick would surely be far bigger than it is in his human state).

Never be too proud to ask for help. Never be too busy to give it. You can't judge a life by the last 5 minutes. Suicide Prevention Hotline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

What if this was a Hydra McDonalds? If you fire one head two more shall take it's place!