& by harassed i mean they were just trolling me with photoshopped images/amalgams of people i knew and i counter-trolled and so on and so forth. it was relentless. all coded speech, all jokes, typical bullshit. one of them finally PMed me and was like, dude, you need to be careful. a few weeks later my phone was…

no SHIT. really?

The Re-Wedding.

SURPRISE

My new (still Tang orange) shirt seems like a good thing to share again at this point...

Love this so much. Thank you for reminding me that empowerment is always better than shaking with rage!

Your vagina is sacred maybe. I kinda want to shove peoples face in mine until the get enough and back out of it promising to let me be and make my own choices with it.

I'm just fed up with patriarchy today on so many kegels (yes, I'm fighting back by inserting random gynocentric words into everything I write).

I thought we'd settled on hobby lobby?

Why would apple give a flying fuck what you want to put on your iPad if you are willing to pay for it? For anyone wondering, cunt and twat are out too. Time for a new name for our vags ladies. BTW Vag works. So does muff.

Mark, did Jezebel put you on the "Stories that are so fucked up you wish you had never read them" beat, or is this the life you have chosen for yourself? I call misandry.

"Not that I want to be Whoopie Goldberg with the "Rape rape" semantics, but while all "rape" is bad not all rape is equally bad or the same."

In my mind, his show is about POOP. That's how he got that show, right — being good at talking about poop with Oprah. No matter how crazy his other malarkey gets, I will honestly always respect his poop interpretation education.

I kept reading Oz's comments and thinking, believe it or not, of Richard Simmons. No matter how many jokes are made about the guy, no matter what a weirdo he has been/has become (I know he's said and done some pretty offensive things in the recent past), he stuck to a message of loving yourself and not letting people…

I gleefully enjoyed watching him get thoroughly chastised. Now I wish we could get him in front of a medical board of his peers and let them do the same. You really wanna see a fella sweat? Threaten his license.

I once watched a hearing where some schmuck who ripped off old people by promising them free wheelchairs they didn't need and then billing Medicare had to testify. Sen. McCaskill nailed him to the wall, too. She seems to be pretty awesome about consumer protection stuff.

Honestly, the rule of thumb should be "A: does the health professional have a show? B: the health professional is no longer a health professional, but an entertainer. Do not trust."

"Positivity isn't helpful if you're lying." I wish this were emblazoned on everyone's Trader Joe bag.