This tree fell because“Fuck you, that’s why.” It needed no other reason to fall. No other cause. Just “Fuck you. That’s why.”

That’s the real reason shit happens. No one likes to admit it. This poor family. :( My heart goes out to them.

How are the hair glosses? And like how long do they last? I’ve got big curly hair, and it kind of eats hair oil majorly so I’ve wanted to order some but I’ve also been afraid!

Oooh Leather is so good. I love it as a note in blends. And I totally understand, I only look at BPAL’s website when I have extra money! XD

Dana O’Shee, Nyx, Bliss, Love Lies Bleeding, and Eat Me. :D

Dana O’Shee was actually my first imp from a fellow Lushie, and Nyx coincidentally smells like their old Fever Massage bar which I’ve been hunting for a BPAL equivalent of FOREVER. I’m so happy I found it!! :D I love sweet scents and she doesn’t, so she…

She sent me Dana O Shee, which was actually my first Imp that got me in to them, Bliss, Nyx (which smells like Lush’s old Fever massage bar, so I’m in LOVE), Eat Me, and Love Lies Bleeding.

Bliss is pretty good except my skin eats up the chocolate eventually, but it has a nice violety smell. Eat me is white cake with…

Oh yeah, if you invest in anything, invest in cat trees. Even if he’s old. They looove to be up high. Pretty sure they’ll scale trees if they’re given the chance. XD I’m so glad you found him! He probably found a secret spot and he’s just getting used to your smells. Give him time, and just keep the food bowl full.…

My Mom is always singing to the dog. ALWAYS. I’m so glad that she’s not alone in this.

I’ve also taught the dog a song.

It’s literally the most annoying thing possible, but it’s just “Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo.” and sometimes we can get her to sing it. Sometimes we can’t. It’s pretty hilarious. She can also say “I…

First, love and hugs.

Second, I know you said no suggestions... but it may be that if you have an attic, he found a way up in to there. Mine did.

Maine Coon’s LOVE to climb... and will find a way up high, in to crazy places. So against all odds, no matter how strange it might seem, he might still be in your house…

I’m going to say this because I’ve been too ill to complete school.

Fuck these people. Completing any schooling is a fucking big deal and you should celebrate. Congratulations, I am so proud of you and happy for you. You did a big thing and it is amazing! SHAME ON THEM for not recognizing it!!

I just want to give you lots of love. That’s all.

I got a surprise Christmas package in the mail yesterday from a dear friend, filled with wonderful perfumes from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, a Sailor Moon T-shirt, a Kuromi plushie, and a little knitted hat ornament to hang on my tree.

I just wanted to share because it seriously made my day after having botox for my…

Please dear God don’t let him live that long. That’s scary. Also daaaaamn on your time travelling skills to get his confession.

I remember and feel everything done to me on Versed, the drug they gave him. It actually makes me INCREDIBLY aggressive to the point they can’t use it on me.

I’m apparently one of the few people this happens to, they say it normally only happens in the very young or old... Since they gave me so much of the shit at a…

Just please don’t put surprise ingredients in traditional things that wouldn’t have them. That’s the best gift for your friend with allergies.

My Great Aunt made Wassail one year, and met us at the door with it on Christmas. So I drank it. A little while later I’m covered in hives and have to use my epi-pen because my…

I’m guessing they don’t tell the VP, because Pence looks happier than a pig in shit...

I’m constipated. Severely. I’m always low level constipated but this seems worse?

Thanks for giving me a place to talk about my constipation woes.

Well, if I had named my company Nasty Gal instead of Nasty Woman, right now, I’d be shutting it down out of shame, too.

Fuck everyone who voted for him. Fuck everything.

Now I need to find me a prepper to marry asap before the night is out since I live in the south so that I’ll be taken care of. Because by God, when he gets us nuked I may as well have a well stocked fallout bunker to hide in.

It’s clear, the reptilians have gotten to Beck, too.

They’ll get to you eventually.

(I swear I’m not a troll, the dude is batshit, obviously. But man. It’s the only logical conclusion.)

You need a good primer. Seriously. I love Urban Decay, but if you’re poor, you can use Monistat Anti-Chafing Cream. (Dead serious!)

I’ve heard some people use hair spray to set their makeup, but, they’ve got that new stuff to set it from UD and other places, you might want to try that!