Vomit stories? I got y’all covered.

So, I’ve had a medical condition since I was 9, it causes me to vomit copious amounts, in public, in private, all the fuck over. To the point that at the children’s hospital I went to, UTMB, I got nicknamed Vomit Girl. Too much spinal fluid on the brain fucks yo shit up.

I rode the…

I feel so much less bad for when my aphasia (when you lose words, and your brain replaces it with other words due to neurological problems, or medications) kicked in, and I referred to him as “Wheelchair Man.” because I had no idea what the fuck his name was any more.

FUCK YOU WHEELCHAIR MAN. God Damn, just because you…

I came here expecting strange facial hair of Jackson Galaxy, and instead got peak Woman hair on a man and too much botox on a gorgeous lady who would look fine without it.

I say the latter, as someone who gets botox for her migraines and cluster headaches and no one can fucking tell. God Damn Nicole. You have Alien…

And here I figured it was just all of the cocaine he was doing. But doesn’t too much cocaine kind of break the dick, too? It’s a vasoconstrictor. You need a vasodilator to make it so that your dick works, which is was Viagra does.

Oh God. Why do we know these things.

FUCK OUR LIVES.

I know I shouldn’t feel bad for her, but anyone married to Mr.Cocaine Sniffles has a bit of my sympathy because with how he treats women in public, I can only imagine what he does in private.

Her eyes look like they’re holding a lot of pain. That smile isn’t genuine. I feel so sad for her.

By washing them, do you mean that I have to do more than let the soap drip down on them? Cause like.... I let the soap slide down my body all over my legs, I lather up real good, but I don’t like meticulously rub excessively there.

So I put that I don’t wash them and don’t have hair there because I guess, I don’t know,…

Viva La Dolphin Revolution!!

As someone who was once a child in an abusive situation at one point, you don’t think about “I shouldn’t do this.”

23andme DNA test :)

http://www.foodpantries.org/ You can go to any of them in your local county. Possibly even farther. You can hit google up, a lot of churches give away food, too!

I’m not black, but I do have super curly hair. People do some of the most fucked up shit... I have people who have to ‘pet’ my hair all of the time. I don’t know what the fuck it is. Some people are just rude.

My Mom has curly, frizzy, long hair, and one time she heard someone sniffing of it and thought that it was one…

Oh God I want this list too, please!

It legitimately made me happy and made me laugh multiple times.

I bet you that cure for Zika Virus might be coming a lot faster now, or approval for it, now that congress can get it through unprotected sex.

Since before, they didn’t feel they were at risk for anything. I mean, maybe not... but it’s a thought!

Yeah, that sounds about right!

I would think they’d be full of bacteria after sitting around for so long, too...

I’m picturing him scaling a mountain using only his genitals now, because my mind works in horrific ways. That would be one way to end up with hamburger meat privates....

Never heard of that. What is it?

My question is, what do you do to make your genitals look like that? D: