Omg this is the most beautiful thing I’ve read all day. Like, seriously. This is so gorgeous, I can’t even.

You are wonderful and made of awesome and please have all of the kittens in the WORLD.

Thanks. Signed! Fuck this guy and this judge.

They’ll thank him later, in Heaven, with Jesus, for killing them. Obviously.

Baby America has ISIS cancer, so they sent it to Ben Carson, instead of an Oncologist. Which, would be the SANE thing to do....

Especially since he DOESN’T CUT TUMORS OUT OF HEADS ANYMORE. So basically he’s gonna prescribe Baby America boots on the ground, Mannatech, and maybe some pray the gay away, too. Cause you…

Where’s the fucking petition to check this judge and see if they took funds from this asshole? Because there has to be one.

Wait, where’d he find a friend who told him that his acting was something he should market?

YOU’RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!

*Hugs*

Please don’t nuke the rest of us because of these stupid fuckers. PLEEEASE.

Round them up and trade ‘em in for refugees. We’d prefer them to these horrid shits.

Bobby, you should have posted one next to a Minion, or next to Chicken Little like some of my Aunt’s do on Facebook. It confuses the fuck out of me.

CONFUSE US PLEASE.

I love the fact that one of the books they’re advertising on Amazon as being cheaper, is totally super specific about how a dude has sex with a horse in one paragraph. It kind of comes at you out of nowhere, and he has a harness made specifically for it in this book. Things are bumping along nicely and then you’re…

I love the fact that one of the books they’re advertising on Amazon as being cheaper, is totally super specific…

We had to swab everything because the MRSA started in a sore in her hand... Then wound up in pneumonia in her lungs, which wound up collapsing her lung. We were lucky she lived. She had to have a piece of it taken off. She’s okay now.

We found out it was my other Aunt who was the carrier. Lol.

Yup, and back in the dark ages when they didn’t know shit about it and my Aunt got it for the first time, we had to swab our dog and cat, right up the nose. Also, swab everyone in the family. But the dog and the cat were like “WTF R U DOING TO ME, WHY???” and it was so not fun.

About 2 years ago after living up at the…

Thanks for all that you’ve done. <3

Bless you for this comment and all of the replies it got. I went and started looking in to these things! So interesting!

I’m sure the Duggars are gonna ship all of their womenfolk off to Bolivia ASAP. Just you wait.

That makes me so sad for her. :( They need a NunMatch program, where likeminded Nuns are all put in the same convent. Unforunately, I doubt the vatican is that progressive...

This might be a dumb question but...can she change convents? There’s got to be some place that would love to have her!

THIS IS ALL I CARE ABOUT. KOS-MOS. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!

Well, if they’re positive already, it doesn’t matter that he has it... at least that’s my guess.

I came here expecting a guide on how they expect you to vomit in different places in the world. I was like damn, I need this guide!

I was known as vomit girl in the children’s ward at UTMB. Also Linda Blair in another hospital. My rule is I don’t eat anything I don’t mind puking up... Because I know it’s gonna come…