Yeah but he'd never censor his dicks! That's unheard of!

The moment a white person asks "why everything has to be about race" or says something about the "race card" they go on my "FUCKING IDIOT" list.

I'm white. I don't give a fuck who you are. There is no excuse for fucking STUPIDITY.

Do you want to know what makes me rage?

When people do not fucking understand white…

Y'all asked him on Opposite day. That's the problem.

Gurl, quit crying and cover your vagina. Now if you and your twin are Identical, they all know what your sister's vagina looks like too. That's SO RUDE of you. I mean come on, you just fucked her husband. Don't show the world her vagina too.

That's cause he had penis arms. That's a peen there.

My Grandpa (Papa) always was disappointed in the fact that my Mom, my Aunt, and my cousin, were all incredibly calm while pregnant. And serene. Including during birth.

Because my Granny was FUCKING INSANE. During all 3 births, she would stand on the bed and scream "GET THIS THING OUT OF ME." and throw shit. The first…

I'd eat an Implanada....

For some reason I have "How am I supposed to live without you?" going through my mind to this mental image.

Well, in my family, we usually only offer cocoa to people on crisp cool or cold nights during the fall / winter. I mean, we're in Texas. You don't drink that shit when it's not cold outside. Unless he lives in a meat locker. In that case he drinks that shit year ROUND to keep his ass warm.

However, I got to thinking...…

Nope, I live in Texas, and that is not the proper spelling of cocoa. He's just uneducated. It's probably a code word for cocaine or something...

God Damn. I kept wondering what FKA was. I thought it was short term for FUCKA.

Or some kind of firearm.

I don't know if I'm disappointed in knowing what it really means or not.

I hope he posted videos of him using the glock on them.

They don't even match!

Daaaamn, I missed the age range for this. Also, does this guy not include prescription drugs? Cause I imagine I'd need a shit ton to deal with the fact he can't spell cocoa.

It's like the worst combover in history. Maybe Kesha had a bald spot and they had to do that to fix it.

"Is it Shrayber? It's gotta be Shrayber! IT ISSSS.... It doesn't beat Rosebudding tho!" Me, to myself, before clicking, reading, and after.

Now to make my fucktarded brain remember that email....

Any type, not business though... And as far as age range, adult. My Mom is kind ofhard to shop for, but she likes shirts with 3/4 quarter sleeves, and prints on them.

I'm just trying to find her some good shirts to make her feel better for Christmas, you know?

And I'm 30, she had me when she was 20. But she always…

Can you forgive him? If you can't, then no. This is just going to be toxic for both of you. You will have this awful thing kicking around in your head, about when he cheated, and how he is not trustworthy. I could list all of the things that would probably pop in to your head... but I won't, because they're probably…

Anybody have good places to buy plus sized clothing online? Looking for some good quality clothing for family members. Halp please!

My Aunt told me that when Doritos first came out, they smelled like straight up vomit in a bag, and she could not comprehend why anyone would eat them at all. Or how they got popular.

She told me that over time, they have somehow become much less vomit-scented. She can even eat them now. I'm scared of what original…