They intend to sell 50.000 big macs and 180.000 servings of fries. Assuming 6 weeks long, every day without exception, that still comes down to more than 4000 meals.

Reading comprehension is harder, apparently. The 2000 employees are not all working at the same time, ever heard of shifts? And the 1500 people is simultaneous seating capacity, not daily sales.

That's the best comedy?

It belongs to the man all the way on the right of the image (on on the left side if you're viewing towards the camera).

What's worse, my mom signed me up for shit like dog food samples etc. at some point. I told her I -really- didn't like that...

The solution is simple enough. Just quit it with the security-show-extravaganza. If terrorists want to get stuff in, they WILL get it in. Now I'm not saying have no security at all, but right now it's ridiculous.

You just put them in a tray like this, and then it goes through the luggage scanner. Up till about age 1 or so, and then they they should be able to walk through the backscatter.

Because legacy software. Duh.

I saw it, but that was after clicking links from the previous article to see what it was. I've never encountered it "in the wild".

Was she secretly a Czech handyman named Mat?

I am reminded of this. [dontevenreply.com]

Run out of gas, get stuck, death-cell?

Yeah. If womans can have their ovaries up in there, why can't we have our counterparts there?

"He said he doesn't care about his life. He doesn't care about anything, he is going to blow up everybody."

"Verb" is a noun.

Maybe this was just a typo or a slip of mind, but don't people generally assume "doctor"to be medical, so why the need to clarify?

Someone named jpanken posted this a few posts up, I think it's aimed at you.

I actually expected to see a belt looking like a film roll.

Ah. Yeah, I hadn't thought of business travel, silly me.

Haven't heard of that. Looked up the synopsis, though, and it's similar in idea. I think it's separately thought up, though, because there are some key differences.