Not pictured: Salvage title, duct-taped front bumper, mis-matched tires.

A haircut and a job!

As an American it’s just weird to see a headline about Jets catching anything.

They named him Jagr

Erik was writing it on his phone while driving, give him a break.

I guarantee that at least 85% of this country never heard of the word “dotard”prior to Kim Jong Un using it. Threat of nuclear annihilation aside, he’s done more to advance the education of America than Betsy DeVos could ever hope to do.

“I want my kid to think of me every time he has to spell his name 3 times to every hotel clerk, airline help desk, insurance company, and public official he ever talks to, forever.”

If you don’t understand why respecting the anthem is important to the people who are getting beers/in the bathroom during the anthem, I dunno what to tell you.

The vehicle in question is currently in the motor pool where it is being searched for unauthorized Mustang parts.

You’ll get my 3 monitor development setup when you pry my cold, dead eyes off it.

It’s an airplane built around a gun.

I did a ride a few weeks ago and Jens Voigt was a guest. Every year on the night before the ride, Robbie Ventura does a Q&A with Jens and it’s always a good mix of stories and insight as well as advice on how to make it through the ride. This year Robbie asked him if he thought he would be successful in the current…

It would have been too easy.

I was leaning towards Klan Rally, but yeah, you nailed it.

I like this comment almost as much as your username.

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the…

I’m curious, how exactly does a BA in political science from UNLV remotely qualify Lahren to comment on...any issue, ever, in a public capacity? Oh, right, she’s a blonde Republican woman. She’ll work forever.*

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