I prefer NIMRODs (Not in my region or district)

So no long dark cold era in the foreseeable future then?

yep, had it looked at every time I get a physical.

I have something just below my left shoulder blade. I can’t see it. I can’t reach it. But I know it is there. It even tingles sometimes.

Dennis Hopper was just listening to that play on an old transistor radio while drying out in Hickory.

Rough translation:

“I’m almost there, baby. You’re going to make me cum. Nope. Missed it. Almost there again. Nope, you missed. Third time’s the charm? No. Close again. Almost there. Missed it. Wide right. It’s just never going to happen with you.”

http://www.deadspin.com

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

here you go :)

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

History of the World Part I was funnier than both of ‘em put together.

“Technology is just religion that biblical scholars don’t understand yet.”

-Ben Carson

“Japanese scientific whaling”

Please don’t call Japanese whaling scientific. It’s insulting to science.