Buy life insurance. A lot of it. You’re cheap as hell to insure and it will benefit you massively down the line when you have kids, a mortgage and college tuitions to pay for.

If I was Parsley, it would have been well manured parsley

clearly the driver isn’t from Buffalo then

They do, but they don’t pay legal bills you’ll accrue in court to assert those laws saying you aren’t liable.

Please, that’s outdated.

You know who can ‘get to Herb’ better than a random commenter?  a writer.

Can you guys get a real comment system? I mean, it’s *daily* that “oh well Kinja messed up”.

If traffic is completely stopped I’ll roll forward slowly as there’s no joy for anybody.

The only time an overpass is possibly safe during a tornado is if you can get entirely up into the enclosed girders. Basically becomes an upside down ditch.

Might have something to do with the *average* new car price breaking $40,000 too!

Without some pretty significant international standardization, I’m assuming everybody using diff voltages/amps would be a serious impediment to widespread adoption.

Hot roads are a sci-fi fantasy.

and that radius is de-marked by the charred remains of local gas stations!

She executed the perfect go around

As a 50+ DINK, there’s some of the reverse frustration at always being stuck with “well you can stay late since you don’t have kids”.

Schweddy Balls are the best!

Rule number 1: Stop Digging

Since a chunk of the links are themselves slideshows...they really missed a true opportunity for a slideshow of slideshows!

Stop building ever expanding roads and those car drivers will be 3 hours late for work once or twice. Makes even our dumb public transit look fantastic.

Hold on, let me check my phone..