Let's not forget the kid's older sister. I'm not saying her treatment was any worse – but by virtue of her being born earlier, Mendez would naturally boom 'er sooner.

Sublime.

Nice.

That's great.

Hey guys, ease off – I'm guessing that IamDick@ was simply taken already.

This is the least sexy installment of Thighlights ever.

"Is it too late to suggest the Fingerlings?"

Snicker.

Stick to spo

+1 There it is.

Hehe.

This made me laugh.

Heh.

Snerk.

Hey, sometimes we all need a little liquid cougarage.

So by your logic Las Vegas gambling is different because people always claim those winnings, correct?

In a delightful coincidence, it turns out that pelican has the Twitter handle @80sBangs.

Heh.

Hee hee.

Zinge!