“This is all just theory.” — Mike Pence

What half-idiots like Perry don’t understand is that, indeed, disagreement with conventional scientific thought and consensus is fine if you have an alternate hypothesis and some measure of data to back it up.

I can’t say it enough....whenever ‘45' speaks, the only thing that goes through my mind is ‘What a dick!’

A picture of those who laughed after the POTUS* found out:

Well, according to every other commenter here, I am apparently a complete moron because I actually found this funny and entertaining.

Breaking Bad is a better show.

Breaking Bad is a better show.

Beloved superthief and globetrotter Carmen Sandiego has settled down at a new home: Netflix!

Wrong song.

I at first clicked here because I thought it was going to explain how Donald John Trump is the FAKE 45th President of the United States 

Michael Steele, bass player of The Bangles.

It not commonly a female name, but it’s not completely unheard of either. There are two actresses I know of from TV who are named Michael - Michael Michele from ER and Michael Learned from The Waltons.

Thank you for your service in WWII, but please stop using that term.

Guess what ANYONE treating that water is going to need to remove those nitrates to make it safe for drinking.

Welcome to how all insurance works?

The preamble part.

It’s that conservative religion male thing.

I submit to you that your empire is illogical because it cannot endure.

So, George Lucas is not a rocket scientist, is what I’m getting here.

/although he is the guy who ran a 5K in less than 3 kilometers.