I’m on a horse.

I’m on a horse.

Stanced cars are not lowered cars with big rims. Stanced cars are cars running non-functional, dangerous levels of camber on suspension with no travel left and the contact patch of a fucking 10-speed. They are a hazard on public roads, and unsafe. I don’t give a shit if someone likes the way it looks. Cool, good for…

Ohmyfuckingawdyouright!!!!!! I didn’t realise that I could be so succinctly categorised with one simple, gross generalisation! But I don’t like skinny jeans - does that make me a hater too? I think I’ve fucked up.

Me too, love the look, hate the crowd. Same with Philly... Could be awesome but the people ruin it.

Or Gabe Kaplan is looking really good.

I have a pet peeve about meaningless value judgments, like the one you are making. There are qualitative differences between knives, and generally speaking more expensive knives are correlated with better qualities of steel, better designs, better ergonomics and/or better aesthetics. People can choose to buy a more…

Ha, I have to laugh at your "31 is so OLD" comment because when I tell my age to women in their mid 20s they think I am SO OLD. LOL

I agree that getting 25% of my calories from chocolate is not good for me, I aim for at least 100%.

An entire bar? No. I will have a couple squares of a dark Giardelli or something though. I break them up into small pieces and it works out to be plenty satisfying all while coming in at 200 or fewer calories.

Shh, can't talk about that, I'm in cahoots with Big Kale.

That place is right next door to my apartment. It doesn't surprise me the owners are Pakistani; one of the best kabob places in the area is in this shopping center (it has two branches next to each other, and one across the street) and is a very popular location.

56, actually. It only feels like 300 when I wake up.

There's nothing in the world more inexplicably rage-inducing than getting an earbud pulled out by the cord, but luckily, Bluetooth is solving that first world problem one set of headphones at a time.

There's nothing in the world more inexplicably rage-inducing than getting an earbud pulled out by the cord, but…

I've made an amazing discovery! I found a perfect way to listen to music without any sweatyness or scratchiness from headphones and earbuds! Turns out, these were invented long ago, even.

So funny and mostly true - except for the "when in doubt, add tons of whitespace" part. Sadly, I usually have to justify the addition of whitespace with my clients.

And when in doubt, add tons of white space

Tell her to stop trying to use it as a bong.

Tell her to stop trying to use it as a bong.

This is how they are crowd pleasing.

This is how they are crowd pleasing.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Thanks! I've been MIA for the past few weeks as a result, but he is of course totes worth it