"And that is why I love having large...hands" he said, winking at the pretty lady seated next to him at the bar.

Point of order! Medium rare, please.

I'll reserve judgment on the new phone until I actually see one and handle it...but I certainly don't think the current one is too tiny. I personally think the monster phones other companies are putting out are too huge - I wouldn't be able to easily pocket them and, despite having longish fingers for my size, I'd…

Just as an aside, "Sorority Babes at the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama" rocked! And I actually did watch it on VHS. In related news - yes, I'm old.

The subtlety is exactly why this rocks....DESPITE being utterly pointless. Most of the skeuomorphism going on right now drives me crazy in large part because there's nothing subtle about it at all. In fact, it's the opposite of subtle. Plus it's usually pretty cheesy. (mmmmmmm....cheesy.) But this doesn't assault our…

Dammit! I didn't see THAT in Dealzmodo...

My money's on joking.

LOL. They KILL ya with the shipping ;)

This guy definitely should have tanned the other cheek.

That's no bull!

Of course not. They'll turn us into batteries.

Kitchen shitter, eh? I can see I'm never coming over to YOUR place for dinner.

Are you aware, Gizmodo, that the story ticker on the right shows EACH Apps of the Week story (iphone, ipad and android) as just "Apps of the Week"? Not a big deal, of course, but I couldn't tell which was for which device without clicking through and finding...hm, nope, that's iPad....nope, that's Android...

What's it giving berth to? :)

Needs more powerups.

You're not gonna fool ME into clicking that Google "elderly butts" search link. Nuh uh. *shudder*

D'oh!

$20, eh? And you're certain it's genuine?

You mean, cast iron skillets shaped like every state in the contiguous 48. Unless they've seceded recently, Alaska and Hawaii are both states in the country.

'M' stands for 'remember'? WTF? CYS??