I've loved this site long time.

Perhaps....but I have to admit I like it. The meatball, on the other hand, reeks of the 50's.

I could be wrong but I don't think whatever it is would need to be moving quickly to make tracks...just moving. Whether under its own power or helped along by currents. Have to admit, though, the idea of a 60-foot horseshoe crab is almost as compelling a theory as alien spaceships.

Seriously, now - y'all are really trying to claim this isn't photoshopped? I can tell by the pixels, for cryin' out loud. : )

If you ARE deranged then so am I.

Depends, of course, on what your feelings are toward her and her music but I'd definitely have to come down on the side of: yes...much too soon.

Really? It's a cute story but I have to tell you - the folks I know who do yoga are amongst the peppiest (sometimes annoyingly so) people I know. They don't "shamble" out of their classes with "dumb stares" and "shuffling footsteps", not looking at or talking to anybody.

How is it we were never told about the banjo player they had along for the ride? Or maybe they only had to pack the axe 'cause one of the crew could really pick?

+1

I think the actual quote was, "Listen to that. Snap, crackle and burp." but an awesome reference nonetheless.

And before you can stay you must first get thee anon. Forsooth.

"McDonalds Hamburgers are hamburger flavored..."

Only about 62% of them, in reality. There were some studies from about 2 years ago that have sho..........oh. Um, that is......I mean....yeah. Yeah, I noticed that, too.

I was so certain that "rich" was going to be followed by "Corinthian leather."

They do for my purposes.

Sweeeeet!

He likes to shoot his wad early.

I seed what you done there.

I can't really think of anything that wouldn't be improved by the addition of more Scarlett Johansson.

Oh, don't be such a boob.