I'm sorry - what? Jessica Alba has a belly paunch "problem"? Seriously? Jessica ALBA. I can't click through here at work but I have to say that just doesn't sound at all realistic.

When this goes to court, you can bet the defense is going to be looking for a hung jury.

I have a well-developed sense of civic responsibility. I just wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't examine every piece of evidence and make ABSOLUTELY certain I was reaching the correct conclusion. In fact, it would be helpful if the young ladies, themselves, could be introduced into evidence -…

Does this help?

Same goes if you drop your ring of power in there. Gollum gave his life to provide us with an object lesson.

Hey, as far as I know that one could still be on the books. We should start the drumbeat now. Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Nuts! Nuts!...

He's not likely to be killed for either as Norway abolished the death penalty quite some time ago - 1902 for peacetime crimes; 1975 for wartime crimes.

Why can't I get the image adding function to work? Why? :-(

I honestly have no memory of where I got this from but it makes me happy. (hope this works - adding images has been terribly hit-or-miss for me since the redesign.)

"Pulsed thrust vectoring" sounds like instructions out of a sex manual that's doomed to end up in the bargain bins the day after it's released.

Ah, yes. The man whose allegiance was ruled by expedience.

Dammit. For $14 I probably would've sprung. $23 is still too much.

That's hysterical...in that kind of awkward way.

Yup, that looks like easily the most pleasant way to stay hydrated of all the options offered.

*facepalm*

"...to you all"? Oooo, GROUP sextegramming. That's so chi-chi. (And I mean from the French....not Puerto Rico.)

I'd assume the visible profile is affected by 1) perspective, 2) possible directional adjustments to line up with intended landing areas, and 3) the fact that the ISS and the shuttle are far enough away from each other that the shuttle's following of the earth's curvature (particularly with the help of the visible…

Grazie. +1

I thought it was Dip'n'Dive Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half CEN-tury.

I'm with you both 100% on Will Ferrell. Stranger Than Fiction was a very atypical movie and character for him and I really enjoyed it (not to mention I just really like a good mind f—k of a premise). While Carrey tends to stick to a certain type of character, as well, he has, as you noted, branched out a bit...and if…