@Cheesencrackers: If that were enough to get folks to stop doing something, I'd like to point out several hundred - if not thousands - of other really stupid things I'd like to have stop right away.

@queensowntalia: Ha! I get it. Your joke did not plank.

I was reading along and I was, like, yeah, yeah, yeah...until I got to the flashlight bit and making your own damn time. At that point, you had me.

lol! That is epic.......ally stupid. I think I'm in love.

Yeah, my wife was looking over my shoulder just now and remarked that the woman in the painting was quite creepy. When I said that it was supposed to be Christ her reply was, "why is Jesus wearing a bustier?"

@JuneBeatle80: Yeah, my wife was looking over my shoulder just now and remarked that the woman in the painting was quite creepy. When I said that it was supposed to be Christ her reply was, "why is Jesus wearing a bustier?"

@Rob: RIM-job?

@PCRob: Damn...I was wondering about that. Thought it was just a really short-lived deal.

@hiimcliff: I say you're lion.

Is installing WhiteD00r really as easy as holding down the ALT key and selecting the WhiteD00r firmware? I would assume I'd need to jailbreak the phone first, no? (Currently, the phone is NOT jailbroken.)

Mirror, Mirror. Or, possibly, Miri. Or City on the Edge of Forever. No, NO! Balance of Terror. Oh, it's so hard to decide...

I lol'ed.

Generally, you'll bet better sound reproduction, as well. Too bad they're so wife-unfriendly (I guess it's technically the other way around - my wife is very large speaker-unfriendly).

You are referring to the yellow thing, right? wokka-wokka-wokka

Your karma ran over my dogma.

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Yes, this. Or simply an "I couldn't care less if you can see anything, you peons - I live in a 23.5 million f__king dollar penthouse apartment".

Now, THAT's a killer poster!

That would have been fantastic. As it is, though, those legs need to be enclosed - it'd be way too easy to bump 'em or kick 'em...injuring yourself, the table or both.

I've seen that capstan table before. The thing is completely awesome...and was originally a one-off custom job. An absolute steal at, what?, 25 grand or so?