I vote for what Mercurius left. What? It wasn't a vote?

I'd always worried I might not be storing my grenades as safely as I should. Now I know just where to stick 'em. (Did that come out right? (oh, crap! I think I just did it again!))

What are you saying? A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Episodes IV, V and VI...released in order. I'm not aware of any after-the-fact, out-of-order installments. Are you?

Any word on when every site in the Gawker network will be able to register which messages have already been read and/or dismissed? When I go from, say, Gizmodo to Jalopnik or io9 I suddenly see all of these response notifications for messages I thought I'd already cleared. I get all excited for a moment for new…

But-but-but...The Hobbit comes BEFORE Lord of the Rings. Oh, this is messing with my head. How can I "prepare" for The Hobbit by watching what's supposed to happen AFTER The Hobbit?

And as if this classic piece of video history needed anything else to ensure its place in history, I believe that Erin "Wilma Deering" Gray is one of the dancers.

Take this to the next level by adding in audio localization capabilities so you tell which direction to pan to see what you just heard from offscreen. This is very cool.

These look nice enough but I'm wondering about options for under-employed cheapskates-by-necessity such as myself? ARE there any decent options in the sub-$150 range?

Well, it IS a mobile home, after all.

Oh, my. Words escape me. I may just have to get me one of these. Oh! And the demented Bert holding the rubber ducky, too!

Nope, Ebert are [sic] clearly not the critic for you. I, on the other hand, like a lot more substance with the flash.......or, at least, most of the time, I do.

Wow, I'm old. I think of the golden years as pre-1990. Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm going to have a glass of warm Ovaltine and turn in.

Pic of the t-shirt, please?

Hey, now! I must take issue! I agree that there wasn't a lot of chemistry evidenced there...but Amy Adams is SUPREMELY talented, likable and versatile. (Amy - call me.)

Just think. If the muppets were more traditionally-styled puppets, they'd have actually been getting luckier than you that night.

The one in the "Love" t-shirt turned herself into a completely different person. That never turns out well.

BO knows...Twitter.

@Pres_Bartlet

Well, they're sold out...but even if they were still available, with the exception of the orange one in the pic above, they all appear to have poorly positioned cutouts that block part or all of the camera or flash.

Ahhhh, Nastassja Kinski. Meow!