Seriously? You can’t be for real.

I thought it was hilariously Threepio, though. Like, clunking and awkward is his thing, which is perfect for a so-called protocol droid. I may have been the only person in the theater who laughed at it.

I choose to believe that a sociopath R2-D2 sabotaged R5-D4 aboard the sandcrawler.

And as often happens in the real world the sacred relics are faked. I like the idea of a group of Jawas merrily burning any old crap they can find and selling it as “Genuine Vader Ashes” in faux helmets, (“What? Inauthentic ridges? *bashes helmet* Naaaahhh it’s buckling. From the fire, mate.”) to gloomy teen Siths.…

Episode 6.5: We Need To Talk About Ben.