Hannah, this story is everything! Just the title alone is the best NaNoWriMo* writting prompt I’ve seen in ages aaaaannnd it’s a true story!

Sorry, Papillons for life. This is my sweet, departed prince, Psychedelic Wonder, or Dell for short.

I'm morbidly obese. I am effing cold all the time. I have an icky case of hypothyroidism.

@emilylzbth: Awesome quote. Hell, Gabby Sidibe is awesome. God, I wish I had that much self esteem and im 33, and have been fat most of that.

@ProfessorPlum: Correlation =/= Causation. Also: Rural Sengal. Just saying.

@myronesther: I'm glad I read your comment, because I was just about to post that the "snapable adds" reminded me of the CueCat. That little scanner you were supposed to scan web addresses from as well. Heh.

@penelope880: I wish! A lot of university campuses had the prices on contraceptives go way up which is a real shame.

@Alohamaid: Thank you for clarifying on the mortgaging title comment! I was having a serious WTF moment.

@Alohamaid: As a non-Brit, you can mortgage your title? Really? I knew that monarchs used to basically sell titles at points in history but I didn't know this was possible.

@bingofrankenstein: Pst, not only are the Olds on your Facebook, they are also having sex!

@Lisa G: I can't stand it when people comment, "Slow news day?" but yeah, the thought went through my head.

@Manly McBeeferton: Remeber, you can hide applications posting. :D It's nice.

When I see someone pushing 5k friends - not that I really check - I just assume they are Facebook gamers and have a large Mafia for Mafia Wars or whatever the current FB time sucking game in du jour.

@MsFeasance: Also, see: POUCHES!

@FormicaLinoleum: Thanks for the info. I didn't know there was vegan cat food brands — I was picturing a homemade diet like the B.A.R.F. diet (NOT Vegetarian). Thanks fer learning me!

@Jeff Fecke: Aww, its okay you big lug. You got to have enough brain cells to hammer in this nail. Get cracking.

@memphreblues: Bunnies as pets rule! Definately an article that calls for cuddling.

@pesematology: So how do your cats get their taurine? Unlike most mammals, cats can't synthesize it themselves. How is their eyesight?

Until the makers of Invisible Glove products come out with a version that protects skin against parrot and small animal bites, I am stuck with thin, tan gloves. Seriously, I even wash my tile barehanded, but untamed (and sometimes tame) lovebirds, conures, and amazons bite hard. Pass the Tilex.

@MakeMeSmile: Great point, and it happened the other way around as well.