@OneBigPear: My cat is working on his human massage licence. He seems to be concentrating on the facial muscles this week by sitting on my head. I'm not sure about the new aromatherapy scent he is using. Oil of anal seems so last year. #massagetherapy

@Kivrin: But you would also need a magic black shirt that never shows the dog hair!

My dog wants me to scratch his butt; I want to trim his nails. One of us will win. #massagetherapy

@Nancy Sin: Nancy, it came across fine and I immediately made me think of my partner, who could concievably wear a sheer lipstick that cover, if she wore makeup. #lipstickentrepreneur

@femme-bot: Well adverstisers and the cosmetics industry wants you to think that most women wear lipstick.

Another study on men and their prefference for partners. Most of the scientific studies, or summeries of those studies, are focused on gay men. What about gay women? What faces do we prefer? Eh. #babies

Damn, my partner is a bit too baby butch for this and I am too damn lazy to mess with make-up most of the time. Back to writing Het Romance. #lipstickentrepreneur

@BeckySharper: A large portion of the US believes in angels, even personal guardian angels. I don't see that as different from elves and fairies, or personal house gods in other cultures. But then I am a ebil pagan. #gendergapindex

@Commentista: Yep Slutoween for women — and scarily for kids. Oh and slut pet costumes are totally in right now as well.

@JessIsElf-ity: Yup, that has been my experience as well. My grandmother just gave me cute little ghostie candles today.

@Kiki Dee: Thank you for this! I almost forgot about this song.

But how in the world do you cat proof it? That is the only thing holding me back. Oh, what a mess this could be.

@raphaela: The can cans you seek are not here. I think you meant to post this on Gawker.

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell" needs to go down in a flaming ball of goo. Not only is it horribly discriminatory against homosexuals that want to serve their country, it is disproportionately used to boot out female homosexuals. ( [tinyurl.com] )

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Oh god. One more thing us women are screwing up at. Sometimes I feel like we just can't win.

I have ADD too. The interviewer actually got her off track of her story. Stephanie was doing a pretty good job up until then. As good as I would be able to on my meds.

As someone with Dissociative Identity Disorder, I am loving the comments. Even normal people talk to themselves and have different gendered voices in their head. Huzzah!.

As a girl, I'd prefer Jiggly Puff— that slow, sweet hypnotic singing to whisk me away from cramps causing me to go spastic and camp low level hordies in the Barrens, and deliver me to dream land. With a chocolate mint on the pillow, of course.

@Her Grace: Hmm. It was my understanding in psych class that some people are more resilient than others. That it was another thing I failed at, and after my childhood abuse nightmare, why I pop psych pills and have too many cats rather than a doctorate or a law degree.