I’m a wizard, Barry.

My buddy Kyle, his dad was a judge, and we were playing touch football in the street when we were six or seven, maybe ten, and my other friend Mike was quarterback and he was like “Go deep, way deep” and Kyle ran for, I dunno, had to be seven or eight seconds, just forever,and I was covering him and by then we were…

Obligatory

yeah, that show looks weird

Word has it you just need to comment how small his hands are.

Man, the Home Improvement reboot looks awful.

I think the fuel is to blame.

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

Counterpoint: You are an ass.

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The last time a Hurricane got this testy a Ward was destroyed, and I’m not talking about Cam.

It’s “Cardale was denied access to AN proper English class,” you pretentious twat.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

On the other hand, the salt shaker on your table may be hell-bent on the extermination of all life in the universe that is not salt.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

OH COME ON

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

While working in a bookstore, I once caught a customer going through the romance section, turning any faced out books backward. When I stopped her, she began to berate me for allowing pornography and sex books to be facing out for any young person to see. I calmly explained that it was corporate policy and they…