If I wrote a 2,500 word article and this was the first reply I would start day drinking.

Technically it’s actually champagne not sparkling wine since Bollinger is legitmately from the Champagne region of France.

The Earth of 2024 was in incredibly dire straits in the Star Trek timeline. Many countries faced violent conflict and civil unrest, but America in particular took a turn towards a totalitarian decline in the period, wracked with severe economic crises, homelessness, and rapidly rising unemployment levels. 

Finally, the Pandemic is over

Was that meant to be sarcastic? Men writing about shitty exes is half of country music. The other half is women writing about their shitty exes.

If she were a dude, her dating history wouldn’t get a second glance.

She’s been in a happy, committed relationship for five years with Joe Alwyn and just put out two of her most critically acclaimed albums last year. But, sure, stick with that narrative from 2012. 

You’re correct -- there IS an agenda afoot. It’s all part of a nefarious plot to tell you my opinions about movies!!!

including misspelling the title of the one movie they liked! 

Amazing. Everything you just said was wrong.

Yeah, I’m sick of people trying to inject comedy into Ghostbusters movie! Just unnecessary IMHO.

You’re entitled to your (wrong) opinion.

Counterpoint: this douchey show sucked and his using the term PC invalidates his opinion 

Good.

They were testing browser compatibility. Zach Snyder is best viewed in Edge.

I’ve read about (and lived) this behavior for decades and I’ve watched my thoughts evolve from “deescalate, lean on friends, encourage better behavior” to “jesus christ, just take a tire iron to his kneecaps and be done with it.”

Damn. Thank god Mr. Freeze is in the next film, because I need to cool down after reading a take that hot.

I explained who in the story, you know, if you had read it. Or did you just come here to be a dick?