If I wrote a 2,500 word article and this was the first reply I would start day drinking.

Technically it’s actually champagne not sparkling wine since Bollinger is legitmately from the Champagne region of France.

Finally, the Pandemic is over

Was that meant to be sarcastic? Men writing about shitty exes is half of country music. The other half is women writing about their shitty exes.

If she were a dude, her dating history wouldn’t get a second glance.

She’s been in a happy, committed relationship for five years with Joe Alwyn and just put out two of her most critically acclaimed albums last year. But, sure, stick with that narrative from 2012. 

You’re correct -- there IS an agenda afoot. It’s all part of a nefarious plot to tell you my opinions about movies!!!

Yeah, I’m sick of people trying to inject comedy into Ghostbusters movie! Just unnecessary IMHO.

Counterpoint: this douchey show sucked and his using the term PC invalidates his opinion 

I’ve read about (and lived) this behavior for decades and I’ve watched my thoughts evolve from “deescalate, lean on friends, encourage better behavior” to “jesus christ, just take a tire iron to his kneecaps and be done with it.”

I explained who in the story, you know, if you had read it. Or did you just come here to be a dick?

Are there any actors who live the maga life who are not washed up has-beens?

That would have turned my inbox and my Twitter mentions into a formidable hell that I am just not equipped to deal with today

Only the Zodiac Killer would have the cojones to imply his grandma would cook with canned beans instead of dried beans. This is an offense that can only be solved by La Chancla™.

I think your foil hat is on a little too tight. It’s clearly affected your brain’s blood flow.

haha fuck your bad take man

And than petty asshole and founder of Quibi Jeffery Katzenburg made his own animated ant movie after being fired from Disney just to beat A Bug’s Life to the box office.

True, Woody can be a bellend, but he wouldn’t sell you out to the Feds to save his own sorry skin as Buzz did. Allegedly. 

Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.