This is a very ignorant statement. Do you not use your car or phone’s GPS to show you live traffic? I do, and if I see that one particular road has heavy traffic on it I try to take an alternate route. This is load balancing, and the fact that I took a different route sped up my journey but also did not contribute to…

I recently had something of a revealing moment this last weekend when trying to unsuccessfully park in Downtown Dallas. I wound up having to drive some ways from Downtown and use a park and ride. While riding there I did some digging on parking with my phone.

I also watch all your videos in a mirror so my brain can handle it.

3rd worst car of the 90s? I don’t know about that. Definitely a stretch. Disappointing, sure. One of the worst Porsches, maybe. But no way is this one of the worst cars of the decade.

The Geo Metro is the best crap car out there. Its so bad its hilarious. If I had the convertible version i’d just have a blast.

A poor quality dashboard by the standards of twenty years later really qualifies a vehicle to be on the list of the top 10 worst vehicles from the decade? You still see crap loads of Grand Ams and Cavaliers on the road, so they can’t be all THAT bad.

Whaaa? The Geo convertible screams “I know it sucks, but I don’t care.” I think it would be hilarious to bomb around in one.

I won’t travel with you wife, I promise!

The answer is always...

Obligatory:

Chevy Malibu.

Ok to the drivers who inevitably come over from Jalopnik just to hate on lane splitting:

You put your life in her hands too. The solution isn’t to ban the bike because clearly that doesn’t stop the problem. I just got my endorsement, took the course, and got a small bike. I am aware it is dangerous and my awareness has changed where I “drive” to avoid people and improve my own safety. But at the same…

They don’t stay flat on your foot. As you depress the clutch pedal or the brake pedal, the heel off the shoe can hang off of the heel of your foot. The heel of the shoe then hits the floor. It adds resistance to your pushing, making the application of the pedal less linear and predictable. It can even stop you from…

I think it looks great, sounds great, seems great. However...holy crap 32k. I was thinking Miatas were still around 22-25k.

meanwhile on the other side of the car

I’ll park beside a Dodge Caravan if I damn well please, Tom.

and please don’t do this to it

The dildo story does not make much sense.