Cool now he's gonna win a Super Bowl with New England and kill Curt Schilling.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

This notion that a place like Oregon (4 out of 10 voters went Trump) is so much more enlightened than some “backwater” place like Ohio (5 of 10 for Trump) is silly and not to be taken seriously.

If someone came to your house and camped in your front yard and screamed all day and night about how bad you are, you would want to correct the record somehow. Right?

this reaction to this joke is why democrats lost the election

nah

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

Is Singer still advocating infanticide of obviously, cripplingly disabled babies on the grounds that preserving them is speciesism? Or has he moved away from that recently?

That, or some people can put aside political beliefs when establishing friendships, either staying away from that boundary or knowing what buttons not to push. Obama and Tom Coburn, for example.

But it literally happened. She could have shaken his hand, she could have just touched a shoulder, but she embraced him. Trying to read into the quality of the embrace or what expressions on her face indicate whatever feelings she had is, to me, pointless.

Its really hard for people with mental imbalances and below-average emotional intelligence to understand that people are not all evil and not all good. Jordan Sargent, we are all rooting for you in your continued fight against your obviously severe mental handicap.

Oh, I stand corrected. ‘Dripping with disdain’ is lost in transcription. If you’re seeing that in his words here, it’s your imagination. He’s doing his job. You’d hire him if you were a UV exec reading this with your fingers crossed.

I responded a sub-comment you made on this, then I scrolled down and realized you were serious.

Linking arms is meaningless but kneeling is deeply meaningful?

Do you not read?

Yes.

Holy shit - this is just a straight forward informative post explaining the answer to an interesting question. Well done.

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

In Mother Russia, screen sets you.

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.