Can’t wait until she’s back in Chicago listening to Reverend Wright denigrate our great country again.

+2 and 2/3

The most fastidious Bernie Bro’s apartment makes the worst Olympic venue look like the Author’s Suite at the Four Seasons - Chicago.

Look, what you do with your Basic Black Dildo to any of your orifices is none of my business. You live in Canada, not Alabama. I say good on ye, lad.

Yeah, but look at that first video. I mean thousands, um.....well hundreds.....ah....dozens? Okay, no fans were in danger but STILL.

Trump will fix this. By January.

There were a bunch of Pokemon playing pieces of crap loitering in my lovely town last night. I weep for America’s future.

Yeah, well, thanks. I might take tomorrow off and just write “O-bummer” a few times on Foxnews.com.

Wouldn’t you know, the gatehouse wasn’t staffed today? I really must speak to someone. I mean, those hordes of Syrians could have just strolled up the drive and, well, I can’t imagine what would have happened then...

God damn it, is my camera on again, I thought I taped that thing......

Relax, my progressive friend. Don’t subject yourself to those awful other views. Stay here, in the warm, gauzy liberal safe space of Gawker. Here you will find that the only black men who are questioned are those who cross the narrative streams (Bill Cosby, rapist; Ben Carson, uncle tom) and that whites are properly…

Can we stop pretending this is a real country now?

Yeah, that was for show, he was in the can for something else, if you know what I mean.....

I’ll float it. This league - this sport - is a disaster and should be shut down. They have to resort to this crap to draw fans. Pathetic.

Women need to vote.

I once saw our CFO playing Brick Breaker during a budget meeting, so......

touchee

Shut up and go make me a sandwich.

Just another in a long line of oppressive white guys, eh Hoyo?

Damn, Cotton, the haters are out today and they are hating. They are not liking, not at all.