Damn, tho, Ivanka is smokin’ hot, amirite?

“I don’t see no reason to fine them,’’ Anthony said before Thursday’s U.S. Olympic team practice at UNLV.

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Personally, I can do without women in my sports world unless they pick up a pom-pom. But that’s just me.

You are a real piece of shit, aren’t you?

Was that a “Zut, alors” at the end there?

He’s talking about Obama.

Your views are repugnant. An admitted vandal destroys the very property he is hired to maintain and the University is at fault? Disgraceful. No doubt you think Hillary is also guiltless.

Hoyo, you are out of your jurisdiction, this here a white girl. Damn.

Simple - provide equality of opportunity don’t measure outcomes.

Here’s one. Be sure to help Mom clean up the house. After all, you’ve lived in that basement for 14 years after college and you should probably pitch in a little bit.

Ha. I read this wrong - thought you said Pokemon Go players randomly spawn. But we know they’d have to have intercourse to do that, so......

Were ifs and buts candy and nuts it would still be shitty takes all year long.

Hamilton would prefer instead anything at all by Michael Moore, comrade, please see to it, won’t you?

Again, the issue is opportunity not outcome.

If only there was one where Jay Cutler was holding a glass of water near his own neck......

Hey, did you get lost? The story about the ass-eating is here.....

Well who the fuck let Tony LaRussa drive the damn thing?

Your parents must be so proud.

That dude thought he could pick his butt with impunity, but the Internet is an unforgiving bitch.