I’m excited to see the scheme Flores comes up to get the Bengals that big win.

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Completely apart from the moral principles of the situation, I really think Silver needs to double down and tell the Chinese to go fuck themselves. The NBA is obviously the best professional basketball league in the world, and by an enormous margin. Silver has real leverage because he has a monopoly on the product…

“how it’s possible that I see so many brand new trucks and SUVs driving around.”

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

The name’s Lanley. Lyle Lanley...I’ve sold hyperloops to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook, and by gum, it put them on the map!

We need dreamers. I’ll sit back and wait for them to complete a full-sized test tube. Or they will fail and the idea will die again. I don’t know why there’s a need to shit all over these people’s efforts right now other than the fact that Elon jumpstarted this current incarnation. Elon = bad, therefore anything he…

Phew! It had been nearly a week since Deadspin had posted shitting on VAR. I was getting nervous.

Wait, you show a picture of a CLEAR rules infringment, then claim it’s a garbage call?

Technically correct is the best kind of correct. 

I’m a millennial that thankfully isn’t as destitute as all the rest claim to be on Twitter, but it’s still a solid $200 for me, wife, and toddler to go to a ballgame between tickets, bullshit “convenience fees” online, parking, and food. Going to a game has become a once, maybe twice a year thing for our family,…

I can be sold on these VAR decisions as being a bridge too far, marginal at best infractions that really didn’t need to be reversed to prevent injustice. But claiming Man City was “robbed” of the decisive goal vs Spurs in the UCL just screams of bias and cheapens the entire argument against VAR. Aguero was clearly…

none of what you’d just seen actually mattered because the video assistant deemed Raheem Sterling’s shoulder to have been a centimeter or two beyond the last defender’s shoulder, making him offside and annulling the goal.

When you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet ‘til you die
From your first Keurig cup
To your last pizza pie.

When you’re a Jet,
You can eat on the can,
“You good?” to the wife,
You’re a family man.

You’re never alone,
You’re never intercepted.
You’re home on your phone—
When sleep is expected,
You’re well connected!

Then on the set
Of the…

sir this is a wendy’s

Kolašinac maniacally (some might say recklessly) charging into danger while Özil flees is everything about Arsenal, tied up into a failed carjacking/robbery.

The only thing that would’ve been more Arsenally would have been if Mustafi showed up late and inexplicably ran into the robbers, knocking them over in front of…

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

Not really!

The real story here — which was conveniently omitted from the snippets above — is that she left the scene of the crime (that was committed against her) and went shopping. When paramedics arrived, she was gone. Basically, the lady got shot and just went about her business as normal. Wow. I mean, hardcore...but wow.