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Truly, I don’t know how you can love one Wes Anderson movie and detest another (though I’m sure there’s someone...maybe they loved Bottle Rocket and just hate how twee he got with French Dispatch). There’s no one more consistently in their pocket than Wes.

FISH #3: Oh shit, it’s Mr. Creosote!

Man, if only we could get these kinds of lawsuits going against firearms manufacturers, we’d be on the road to real firearm reform. Stall out the legislative process and bitch and whine about the 2nd amendment all you want, if Colt and S&W were getting their asses rightfully sued for all of the damage they facilitate,

Could we put Mar-A-Lago on top of that list?

Or it could just be homeowners constantly complaining about getting pissed off at car or bike owners making excessive levels of noise.

Yeah, came to say, lifted trucks and Harley’s with straight-pipes will be excluded in practice, I’m sure.

Yup. You can hear straight-piped Harley’s from 5 blocks away, but no tickets for those people.

I looked at one of these when I ended up buying a Prius and saw no reason to buy it. And I was coming off a Civic with over 200k miles on it.  Of course the Civic at the time was underwhelming as well. 

Conservatives are using high fuel prices as a proxy for every failure they see in the Biden administration

Well, maybe historically, but if that were still the case, then there wouldn’t be anything like a Green New Deal that the sitting president and a sizable portion of the Democratic caucus supports.

Conservatives are using high fuel prices as a proxy for every failure they see in the Biden administration, arguing that we could get prices lower by cozying up to Russia and/or giving Big Oil a break on making any progress. I don’t know if that’s true in the short term, it probably is, but Guterres has put very

“Had we invested earlier and massively in renewable energy, we would not find ourselves once again at the mercy of unstable fossil fuel markets. So let’s make sure the war in Ukraine is not used to increase that dependency.”

I’m really concerned about some of the upcoming EVs. 1000hp, in the Hummer EV - a 9000lb vehicle. Surely the type of person who buys one of those will be “responsible”... 

And in two sentences instead of three paragraphs.  Bravo!

I’m going to mindlessly blame the driver for reasons I’m pulling straight out of my ass.

They ruined a perfectly stupid car.

Fun Fact: You can get snacks in the mobile gas truck’s cab.

Look where you want to go. Definitely do NOT look at any hazards. If you look at them, you will hit them. Not trying to be funny here.

“this child’s crayon drawing on a wall of a truck”

I saw someone suggest once that maybe he had declared he’d design it, had opened up Blender and tugged on vertices until he got frustrated, then slammed the result down on someone’s desk and said “THERE! THAT’S THE NEW TRUCK!”
Tesla’s designs have always had a slightly amateurish feel to them but this one is far and