My farewell is indeed the last article that I’ve written for Jalopnik! I admit that it's little weird to be posting from the “grave.” lol

Something that is normally not factored into this (and I have been a hater on EV’s for the pollution they create away from use) is the only way we can get to more environmentally friendly EVs is keep evolving. ICE has gotten better over time, so will EVs. Sticking our heads in the sand and arguing that ICE is better…

I would suggest you consider these ideas:

Reminder that Republicans think we need is LESS regulation over this.

Honestly, I feel like this commercial would do pretty well, today.

That’s actually really f*cking funny, not gonna lie.

The van is for my wife and it’s wheelchair converted. - https://jalopnik.com/here-is-why-i-bought-a-honda-minivan-that-cost-about-as-1845436707

Bollards Are Antifa!!!!!!!!

3 Billion to send a middle finger to the Russians?

You can ask me too. I ordered mine in June 2020 and received it in September 2020. They had not yet ramped up production so there was a wait. It’s a black S3. Back then it was $2199 for the bike, $590 for the 3 year full maintenance/theft plan, and I also got a rear rack and large pannier. All that with shipping my…

In before all of the slippery-slope arguments... I 100% agree. I know I would not like these solutions, but we definitely should have them and if new cars came with them I would deal. We all would. This is not an attack on your freedoms.

The price doesn’t put me off particularly. It’s an old Alfa Romeo, in decent shape ... save for the doors (yikes!). Rust? Well - to be expected at that age.

Why would you do this to a perfectly lovely car?

Kia Soul in poison apple green. At least get a white one so you can look like a storm trooper’s head from behind.

Constipated Cars, Trucks, and SUVs

Let’s not forget ever-present decals in the back window: Blue line flag, “Let’s go Brandon”, Punisher skull, AR-15 silhouette, and Trump 2024. But without the Brodozer and the decals how else would we know how badass these guys are?

THESE!!! any of THESE....

“Wheels had been a shell of itself since then”

It has powered front disc brakes. Rear drums are fine. 

Wow, this two-year old story on Splinter’s front page reads like a prophesy of 2020's nationwide protests against police brutality and systemic racism.