I’m so distraught at this constant onslaught of dimwitted numbskullery from nimrods like Cruz.
Al Franken once said of Ted Cruz:

My Abarth key is identical and I hate it. If / when the aftermarket makes a suitable replacement I’ll be on it like white on rice.

Jalopnik is rolling in that sweet USAID money and I just retired on the French Riviera with my Soros money. You have no idea how well we’re doing with our liberal piles of money, my god what a gravy train we have. Sucks to be you.
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I haven’t been to the moon either but I can tell you it’s a blasted hellscape based on reports from those who’ve been there. Unlike you, I follow the news and have been a Patreon of Youtube channel ADVChina with Winston Sterze [SerpentZA] & C-Milk for years and years as they explored China on motorcycles ... until…

They’re “cheap Chinese shit” because they’re Chinese. I wouldn’t buy a Chinese car under any circumstance based on their abysmal human rights and pollution record, even if they were built with the precision of Swiss watches. Cam’s rebuttal mirrors my own emotions about buying high dollar items manufactured in a…

Reagan promised wealth, abundance and a revitalization of the American dream (for some, anyway).

It’s not as simple as you want it to be: Musk is a neo-Nazi and he’s currently the CEO of Tesla. Buying them makes him even richer.

Your analogy would work IF Musk was gone. And by gone I mean shuffled off this mortal coil, a day I can’t wait to celebrate.

A properly tuned MB OM617 engine will barely emit noticeable smoke when in good nick. I’ve owned three, all of them pleasant all-around cars.

Lots of noobs have no clue how monumentally well built this generation W123 and and W126 were.

Where’s Luigi when you need him?

Many modern cars and motorcycles are too loud - and I own a stock Abarth known for its exhaust burble. Here in Tampa there’s a constant background noise of astonishingly loud cars, many with no mufflers and intentionally modified to backfire like artillery. Not cool. Despite my dislike of cops, I’m all for them…

My ‘71 400ci Country Squire always got 9mpg, didn’t matter if cruising on the interstate or idling in traffic. I sold it for various reasons, but people calling it “the family truckster” was on that list. Quoting Barfly: “obviousness, I hate it”.

I sorta understand the Bronco II hate, but I’ve revised how I feel about them since seeing this one lovingly displayed at a combo museum / storage facility in Düsseldorf called the Classic Remise collection. More pics at my link:

I had to look that monstrosity up: Mystery Men, cool! In all honesty, I mainly like the Aphex Twin video for its assault on most every norm and sensibility.

There’s no classier, chic’er limo than the one in Aphex Twin’s “Windowlicker”.

(examines own post in great detail)
Nowhere did I state “they’re all the work of the devil”.
Sure there are good ones, but I’m avoiding HOA’s to avoid that kind of fuckery. Why risk it if I don’t have to? My non-HOA neighborhood is fantastic with no overzealous Karens up in my business at all and a driveway often…

A senior TSA official named Audrey W***** once pulled a power trip like this on me, it was extremely frustrating knowing that they can put you on a secret list as a whim just to ruin your life. It galls me that I have to kiss their asses when I encounter them while doing my job, but I’ve better things to do than fight…

If I knew who the HOA terrorist was that sent the tow truck onto my private property, I’d make them regret their own birth.

The day I consent to live under under the capricious and arbitrary rule of a HOA is the day you’ll know I’ve suffered brain damage.

Sowing chaos in the free world is Putin’s goal. Anything and everything that makes our lives harder, creates mass migration or pain is his M.O. FFS, Brexit was his doing and the EU’s sudden rise of Putin aligned candidates is his dark money’s results. Frederick Pohl had all this figured out decades ago when he wrote…

Sycophantic suck-ups suffering suffocation sounds sublime.