I wonder: does starring and replying to a comment get it out of the greys?

This ECU would put you right at Abarth power levels:

Tampa FL. I was tough on the seller about some issues it had. Since buying it we’ve put 20k miles on it with no further hitches, so yay. It’s not a Honda, but so far, so good. 

NO WANT BEIGE!
(I meant “among the colors available”)
:^)

Unless ... you’re specifically looking for one that’s

The one parked in my driveway disagrees. It does have the Fiat Madness ECU good for almost 200hp, but 160 stock herspers should be fine for getting the holeshot in traffic.

I’m Jewish.

Exactly what I was going to chip in with - plus the Deepwater Horizon drilling platform going Ka-BOOM in the Gulf of Mexico and causing unprecedented environmental damages. Then this bunch of deregulatory morons comes along and un-dos all the Obama era regulations on offshore drilling because PROFITS.

Raph is I’m sure a very decent guy - who looks like an amalgam of Brooklyn hipsters. Having said that, I give him big props for the progressive leaning topics he chooses to highlight & more importantly for not converting his Schwinn to a fixie.

Imagine our surprise at finding a Bronco II at Düsseldorf’s prestigious auto museum alongside Ferraris, Peels, Minis, Corvettes, VW Buses etc. I’ve never seen a car look more out of place.

Then your friends are destined, tragically, to never appreciate the sublime humor of Buster Keaton & a million other geniuses from the 1900s.

I haven’t a clue what you’re on about, but the mental image is terrifying.

MIGHTY

If ugly-shoe guy splits the Republican vote like Ross Perot did in 92 then god bless ugly-shoe guy.

THIS. I’m beyond tired of pointing out that all of the bad shit that goes down at protests can be attributed to cops, agent provocateurs, bad actors and white supremacists who’ve embedded themselves within the crowds.

I can’t stress how important it is when taking pictures of your car to make sure your thumb is squarely over the license plate. If they can read ANY of the digits they’ll come murder you in your sleep.

‘Irrational’ definitely works both directions. I just find Jason’s bald spot to be ... calming. Reassuring.

Raph, I enjoy your prose but I’d rather stare at Torchinsky’s bald spot than your face, it’s the damndest thing. Don’t ask me to explain, it’s an irrational disdain like how my wife hates dolmas. Dolmas are objectively inoffensive, right? Yet here we are. 

Could Jason’s bald spot host one of these videos?

I probably need to go anger management classes as instead of being astonished or repulsed by this abomination to Fieros ... I want to *hurt* those people responsible.

That post-apocalyptic Torchinsky illustration at the lede which consists of repurposed Thomas Kinkade dreck is the best example I’ve yet seen of polishing a turd into something worthwhile. Bravo!