164hp from 3 liters? That’s nearly malaise era pow-ah! Our 1 liter Abarth with a minor ECM tune bumps against 200hp with 1/3 the displacement.

Aren’t cars ... portable? Why stop at slashing the tires on nearby parked cars when they could extend this bonkers policy to every car in the city?

Here’s our survivor, a ‘96 2 door Rav4. Aren’t they just huggable?

I spent most of an entire day disassembling/reassembling the 16-70mm kit lens that came with my Sony Alpha a6000, the SELP1650. I curse that string of letters/digits and the brilliant, incomprehensible engineering that went into its rotating barrels that do interdimensional MC Escher magic, all dependent upon tiny…

I’m a car guy. In my driveway is a Corvette, Nissan Pao and an Abarth. When I’m headed across town or further guess which set of keys I instinctually grab?

“People are allowed to like different types of movies ...”

I’m not surprised that the guy willing to criticize Fury Road would get dunked on by Jalopnik’s commentariat. A dissenting opinion is never welcomed. Let’s be honest: most Jalop readers also think Fast & Furious films are “good”, so that’s a low cinematic bar to hurdle in this forum.

Logic underpinned with real world experience.
Count me in. Don’t let ‘perfect’ be the enemy of ‘good enough’.

Very reminiscent of the no-fμcks-given O.C. & Stiggs ‘gila monster’ - a vehicle and film I still can’t believe hasn’t been featured as a Jalop classic.

Any Penn & Teller fans of Desert Bus out there?

Once upon a time people knew how to bittorrent then seemingly overnight mass amnesia set in.

It’s guys like you with your flatulent comments that stink up the place. I’m *firmly* with Bradley: I’m a white dude with no tats or grommets in my ears and I’ve still been fucked with by the po-po more times than seems possible, at least until the grey came in and I sported a shorter hair style. Cops in America have…

Take it from me as I’ve been down the making-it-faster path and regretted it: keep it stock. I own your bike’s arch nemesis, the Kawasaki AR80 and a friend talked me into making it “faster”. I really haven’t ridden it since. I got a big bore kit but it was cheaply made and the cylinder wasn’t bored perfectly round and…

I’m sure he meant “shebang” and not schlemiel.

So Roger Moore was born in 1927 and Octopussy debuted in 1983 and Roger Moore is 70 years old ...

Yeah I would’ve been hosed then. Street signs and the speed limit all clearly in view. I could’ve used my Sony A6000, 50mm 1.4 lens at full aperture for bokeh with only the speed in focus but mounting it is tedious. Noteworthy: I know a cop who’d love to see me dead or in prison and likely follows my social media…

I did not know that. Though I did clearly go past a 45MPH sign as I exceeded ... XXMPH and realized as I edited it that it was the kind of thing likely to result in unfavorable scrutiny. 

I posted my 220hp Honda Insight K20a swap for sale with a video - then realized I had to edit out any scene showing my MPH’s lest I self-incriminate. But these arscholchen can boast of literally 3000 miles of law-breakage.

Hey are you going to eat that plate of schnitzel? Because I will ...

I guarantee it was a bored lawyer looking for a reason to bill $800/hour that dreamed up this bonehead lawsuit.