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Thx for saving me the effort of writing literally the exact same sentiments using the same verbiage and disgust. The only character trait that Musk shares with Trump is an outsized ego.

I’d like to know how this crash in the racing sim is possible. Seriously, if a sim is so bad that cars can drive through each other then I’m not sure it’s ready for prime time.
(frame grab from the above FOX Sports video)

“the GOP’s mantra of ‘fuck you, I got mine’”

When I owned a 70mpg Insight and gas hit $6/gal in Connecticut I was laughing all the way to the bank - and at the H2's and Excursions puttering along in the slow lane trying to eke out an additional mpg or two.

Which is why I drive a really small car.

Good grief you intuited a lot from a little. It was definitely on the 101, anywhere between Ukiah to Monterey. My memory is a bit fuzzy on the places I went as that was a while ago. Despite the intervening years I still want to push that f*cknut into a volcano.

This limp phallus subhuman pulled alongside me on the interstate in Northern California as I was driving home from my father’s memorial in my ‘00 Honda Insight. I guess the sight of a tiny hybrid enraged him so he lined his garbage can sized exhaust pipe up with my open driver’s window and both deafened & smoked me

I can’t be the first person to think that you idolize and emulate Parks & Rec’s Ralphio, right?
That “lil bit subhistory” trill distressed me.

I know my reply will land 1000 comments in, lost in the backwater but never mind: this is NOT GM’s best minivan, that accolade goes to the very capable and sublime Astro Van AWD if not actual 4x4.

We were all wondering, thanks for clearing that up.

“So many shapes, lines and blacked-out areas. Whoever drew it should have put the pen down way earlier.”

they are going to the fucking hospital.”

Are you flying anywhere soon? I need details including your seat # ...

A C4 Corvette would be the primo way to go, esp. a convertible. We bought our ‘90 Corvette convertible with 6 speed for $5k at a Carlyle Auction, best purchase we’ve ever made. Perfect choice as the Corvette is really rare down under and it’s the so-called America’s sports car.

While I will admit to liking NMH, I can’t think of any band as of late that proclaiming a love for would gain you greater hipster cred.

I love Komeda but somehow had never seen this video.

My pre-purchase inspection on a Nissan Pao was a FIASCO.

Erik, you just make an even better argument for buying a Volt: not all that fast but it’s a great road trip car with zero range anxiety. I’m astonished that the Volt wasn’t a smash hit like the Taurus upon its release. Especially as the 1st gen is quite well styled before morphing into a somewhat anodyne 2nd

I feel bad for any young progressive Boomers who didn’t benefit from their peer’s time of extreme economic prosperity but yet are still lumped in with that generation. I know a couple of them, youthful in attitude and disgusted with their generation’s appalling politics...

↑↑↑↑ This. ↑↑↑↑ Many people have accidents which they are technically not responsible for. Okay, fine. But being proactive in avoiding accidents has given me three decades of accident free driving. For example, looking L & R before going at a green light. Sure, the arschloch that runs his red and hits you is at fault