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I blame toxic masculinity. IPA beers in America over the last fifteen or so years went from lightly hoppy and crisp beers to what’s best described as a test of one’s masochistic limits. When IPA beer labels appeared with triple skulls and fonts that look like death metal albums, I knew IPA’s had jumped the shark and

I have given up on people blocking my right turn and gone around them too. The guy in the pickup doing all the honking was 0% inconvenienced by it.

The Flex owner is trying to avoid the douche riding his tail / roid-raging on his horn.

It’s “could have” or “could’ve”. I swear to god I’m going to start murdering people who F this simple contraction up. Call me a pedant, I don’t care anymore.

Or maybe ‘68 Stingrays ...

GREAT post, that was. I’d no idea the factory put so much effort into entry level Neon race car programs - cool!

ABSOLUTELY. Marijuana does not equal drug king pin, and there’s no humor in this man’s predicament.

I took a first-date to Fritz The Cat, assuming that a cartoon would be safe.

Out of stock.
Boo.

Out of stock.
Boo.

Parked right now, in our driveway. For decades I dismissed Rav4's as boring boxes of pseudo-adventure, not realizing that there had ever been a tiny 2-door variant. It’s rad!

Saw my first one at a Concours d’Lemons - was my absolute favorite.

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There’s a series of videos on YouTube entitled “The Japanese Tradition”. As a former Eikawa teacher I can entirely vouch for all of them.

Is Carrot Top still doing PR for Lotus?

Cliché much?

That’s a very interesting counterpoint vis a vis Vette vs SVO and I agree that both cars in this case are desirable. I’m okay with whatever the rabble think as I gleefully drive our mint ‘90 Corvette convertible w/ 6 speed like I stole it. Total outlay at a Carlisle auction? $5k.

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Your “irrational fears” are not very irrational. Proactive paranoia serves me quite well.

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Beto is a very compromised democrat, not at all the progressive we were hoping for ...

Reality has always had a strong liberal bias ...

Here’s an ‘87 VW Rabbit Cabriolet with nearly 600,000 miles for sale - and the owner doesn’t seem to understand what a unicorn this car is ...

Our fine author probably expected a dystopian tunnel chase involving a Lola, perhaps?