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Re. your Mazda 3 you note: “it zips in and out of traffic so much easier.”

He helps others in need despite his terrible secret: in times of extreme anger or stress, he transforms into a huge, incredibly strong green creature ...

If a policeman without cause grievously injures me like that - he’d better make sure I’m dead because I *will* find & maim him upon exiting the hospital.

A close friend is a mid level exec at Bank of America. He’s upset because the top CxO’s and shareholders made a mountain off the tax cuts, but the company gave employees only the tiniest of year end bonuses - so small as to be an insult. So hooray for your small, insignificant company being one of the vanishing few

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Black Mirror as usual predicts the outcome.

Hal Hartley’s “Amateur” features a scene with two geeky mafia accountants torturing a guy tied to a chair while debating the merits of the Nissan Altima. I honestly can’t fathom that scene NOT being on Youtube.

While I’m not justifying his malfeasance - I’d also like to point out that some executives award themselves much higher bonuses while simultaneously running corporations that are going bankrupt - aka - the American way.

Where do you sleep?
(asking for a friend)

Hear here! I dig the whirrrr of electric vehicles and even more than that I really REALLY like the sound of ... silence.

I can’t wait for loud Harleys to be a thing of the past.

I challenge all honest-to-god Jalops to thumb their noses at this stereotype and go buy a C4 Corvette and discover how much fun they are. We bought a mint condition ‘90 convertible with 6-speed for a paltry $5k and it’s amazing fun.

Don’t let the cliches spoil the fun, it’s still a car. It won’t con you into growing a

If only the Panamera were this lovely...

along with my now-sinusoidal spinal cord”

This soft bristle toothbrush I’m throwing away <b>might be the best</b> soft bristle toothbrush I’ve ever thrown away.

You missed my point my friend:

If a half-life means that only half of its radioactivity has been expended, how can it be safe even after 24,000 years?

“Future proof iPhone”

Our personal ‘sweet ass’ version of the Ford Ranger is an ‘03 B2300. Here it is pulling yeoman duties with a 2000lb TR6 on a 2000lb dual axle trailer with a topper and bed full of books and LPs. This 4 cylinder / 5-speed moved us from Austin to Tampa hilariously overloaded without a sweat. Guys who feel compelled to

I’m surprised that I can still pee and/or mambo after my crash landing on a trampoline bar at age 8 or so. There’s no doubt that there was a permanent effect. Just saying.

Even Russians think it’s BS.