I’m all for retro styling, but a “Tesla-killer” this emphatically is not.
Sensationalistic headlines really grind my gears.

Does the app have a microphone for the gamification of LOUDNESS?

You know, rewards for pointless revving at stoplights and whatnot?

“Regululry” - face palm.

Power chords *rock*.

David E. Davis’ piece on a Mercedes diesel wagon he plowed into a console tv some cretin had placed in the road made me want a Mercedes wagon well into my adult years. Most of his stories could induce a chuckle or were in some way a revelation. 

A few months ago I had the great pleasure of randomly sitting next to her at a pub during the Amelia Island Concours. Considering that I basically grew up reading and admiring her prose (and Jamie Kitman’s) I hope to one be forgiven for giving her a bear hug when I realized who she was. 

What’s a “Drake”? Asking for a friend ...

Let me clarify: a large enough % of cops are bad, such that those wishing to join their numbers should be scrutinized for mental unwellness.

Or scorned.

Asset forfeiture as currently implemented in the USA is nothing more than a literal license to steal. Your possessions are considered ‘guilty’ unless and until you can prove them ‘innocent’ - putting the onus of proof on you. It’s UTTER BS. Anyone thinking that becoming a cop is a cool and viable career path lately des…

The reason why news stories often begin with “Florida Man ...” is actually rooted in stupid legislation:

Sincere question: why the double standard, titling this “Local Moron ...” (does something stupid) when any story in Florida would lede with “Florida Man ...” (does something equivalently stupid).

Don’t know, don’t care about the guy.

The DVD+RW or +R spec wasn’t ratified much less produced until 2002 - so he’s jumping the gun by a minimum of 4 to 5 years on the optical drive.

Building a machine back then was a colossal pain in the back door. Manually setting IRQ’s, knowing the DMA channels, SCSI configuration, master / slaving drives and devices…

Ran when parked.

I have a mad crush on this entire Gil Scott Heron album, it’s bonkers good. Where have all the politically relevant black recording artists gone? How the F did we wind up with clueless morons like Kanye on the charts?

ATM machine.

Speak for yourself. I’m still not convinced he’s even conscious.

WTF is a “dirgisite”?

Oops, now I have to fix my oversight.

Totally perplexed how Roger Rabbit is an automotive movie.