This Corolla parody once upon a time hit a little too close to home for me, so I affirmatively un-committed.

Train full of feces wouldn’t be there if Alabama hadn’t specifically asked for it. Sending it somewhere that doesn’t give a flip about environmental concerns makes perfect sense.

‘Bama: deeply republican, anti-gov’t, anti-regulations and anti EPA.

There absotively must be a Parappa the Rapper level in this game or it’s a monumental opportunity squandered ...
Seriously who wouldn’t want to repeatedly punch that chicken?

God forbid you ask a group of astronauts about ‘Sunshine’, they have a secret pact to murder anyone who mentions that P.O.S.

It hurts when I pee - what car should I buy?

Mac users rejoice: Disk Inventory X is a perfectly acceptable stand-in for WinDirStat!
(grudging Mac user who misses XP, doesn’t miss XP unreliability)

Aphex Twin is in the house ...

The world’s pithiest, most imbued with snark comment only gets two stars in four months?
Outrageous.

The McDonald’s coffee segment is only a tiny portion of the Hot Coffee documentary, it’s really about Tort Reform - disempowering people against unjust behavior from corporations.

Watch it. Meanwhile, her settlement was truly justified. It was meant to set a precedent and so it did. Let me know how your opinion…

It was Goodyear trying specifically to silence Jalopnik that pushed me over the edge on NEVER buying another Goodyear product ever again.

The entire Hot Coffee documentary makes an *excellent* citation for the republican war on individuals vs. corporations:

As a hobby we have a sideline dj’ing - vinyl only. My love is classic reggae like Jackie Mittoo / Derrick Harriott / Ethiopians etc. Finding - buying the records has become quite difficult.

I’m sure people (Luddites) were arguing a century ago that horses were safer than cars. Maybe at the time they were? Every new tech has a teething period.

Let me have you chew on this unanswerable non-statistic: how many crashes have been *averted* thanks to self-driving tech so far?

Punch Drunk Love!

As a middle aged wyperson who attended Grambling State for a year and who is trying to corner the rocksteady and ska market in his local city, it’s alarming and tragic when I meet kids in my ‘hood who think I’m just another assh01e Fox Noose person.
*Please* remember that some of us aren’t evil.

The Russian version is basically identical except that ‘pigeons’ has been replaced with ‘people’.

This. Tampa area has the Salvador Dali Museum (amazeballs great, currently also hosting a Marcel Duchamp exhibition), The Castle dance-club for all your German fetishist electro, The one-entire-block Columbia restaurant, Mojo Records, Busch Gardens for roller coaster shenanigans and more fantastic breweries than one…

Enzian Theater - they were doing the Alamo Drafthouse formula first.

While I’ve enjoyed the benefits of FWD cars in the snow, the best snow car I’ve ever driven was a 1st gen RX7 - the engine being against the firewall gives it great 50 / 50 weight distribution with a low polar moment of intertia. Trapped once on ice covered roads with car wrecks all around me and idling semis waiting…