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“whatever they like” - yeah ... no. There’s limits and a dog that barks and barks and barks might sound like dulcet harp strings to you but when you’re a work-at-home author it’s f’ing horrible. Meanwhile, the neighbor’s lawn has gone from award winning to eyesore, a pox for when we put our house on the market. I have

Christ what an asshole David is. We have millenial neighbors who bought the house next to us from a nice retired couple, with an award winning lawn with jasmine topiary and little flourishes here and there like a small koi pond.

Until you closely scrutinize them and see “Made in China” etched into them and hear the sad trombone playing just for you.

How was I not aware of The 1990s? Sublime pop, thx!

We just bought a 1st gen Rav4 coupe for pennies thx to our neighbors who didn’t care that it had residual or collector value.

I wouldn’t drive my Subaru over those craters unless it was an emergency.

Orlove panned Bullitt (!!!) and whenever a new Transformers movie comes out Jalopnik gets its knickers in a hot twist.

My favorite Corvette color, so unabashedly wrong for a sports car that it’s right:

Stop for a moment and consider that *you* are the problem.

Bu11sh1t. I have the misfortune to live near both a major intersection and the interstate in a big city: the worst offenders are fart cans on Hondas, no mufflers on bro-dozers, arseholes on motorcycles esp. Harleys and every muscle car turned up to 11.

Why a car? Think big, I say - and set the controls for the heart of the sun!

I’m no fan of ‘change for the sake of change’. You’ve made a good (and obvious) point about the additional functionality & feature set of Windows 10 versus 7 - but I’m quite thoroughly peeved when the UI has massive changes and all the formerly logical or obvious arrangements of OS tools, menus and submenus are

There’s a mountain of terminally rusty Fiat x1/9's in the world with devoted owners who’d pay top dollar for one that’s shiny and solid. I can’t begin to understand how that one wound up in a parts yard.

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Justin - your review and contextualizing of the Ford Ranger is a great example of thoughtful automotive journalism. Sorry to hate on the lovable Regular Car Reviews but his review of the Ranger completely phoned it in and missed the point. While I enjoy his gift for off-topic absurdities frequently about his ass or

Wow, you really, really misunderstood my point.

I’d like to preemptively tell the jackholes who will assuredly post here asserting that Tucker was a businessman & perfectly acceptable capitalist and that the onus was on his victims to not use his services ... to please go sit on something sharp and perhaps fatal.

Quite astute of you.

My aged mother’s low-miles ‘91 Town Car decided to depart this realm in a fiery conflagration while parked outside her doctor’s offices. The other 99.99% of its life it was parked in her garage where it would’ve burned her house down and likely killed her. Ford’s recall for this exact issue was for 1992-93 year cars.

Lemme spell it out for you ...