Thanks for carrying me across the finish line, Also_Ran! #teamwork

That thing should have to register with the Sheriff’s Office every time it travels to a different jurisdiction.

Rocket League

This post is somewhat relevant to my interests.

Man, if you’re doubting whether “Inside” is worth your coin due to its length (about four hours for me, but I’m a plodder), doubt no more. Eerie, gorgeous, and amazing. Carve out some time, kill the lights, crank the headphones, and play it in one sitting. A rare gem.

“YOUR AIR FILTER IS AT 53%, YE DAFT BULLET SPONGE.”

Are there still boothbabes, or did they go the way of the dinosaurs when E3 changed to a more...

About to spend a week in the grays, but hey—go big or go home.

Got this from my son. #winning

10/10 #wouldstang

What if like I persuaded The Hulkster to adopt me and then later, we split the settlement? I’d want a 60/40 deal with you guys because of having to hear him yelling at his corn flakes in the morning or listening to him roar and tear his tanktop off after a good BM, but I still think it’d be a win/win.

Pun Of The Weak was the name of my garage band in college. We did rock covers of polka tunes. Stop googling me, Fahey.

I like how that Twitter dipshit says No Man’s Sky is all he lives for, but in the same tweet, decides to bag his trip to goddam fucking LONDON just so he can drag you out of your car at a stoplight and lop off your filthy video-game-blogging melon. WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL TO GET TO GO LONDON?

I shall look for you in the lists. My wife and I are hooked. We've both clocked over 200 hours on this digital crack since it launched on Xbox One.