Book Of Life = Nightmare Before Christmas + Grim Fandango + this little film right here:

Thinking of a less well-known line from Mommie Dearest:

Yeah, I'd be especially concerned if the condom thief was a girl who said "I want you to put a baby in me."

The violinists were total squares and bunked down for the night! I represented 1/3 of the flute section, and there were a couple of clarinets off doing other fun stuff (but like, PG, I think they rented a movie). But the brass section is always the section to hang out with.

He was younger than me, and a virgin. That night in the hotel, we got drunk with the brass section and straight vodka, with my targeted paramour also making a water bong out of a pop bottle and a trumpet mouthpiece.

I just wanted to highlight the part where this story became brilliant. So many followup questions! Was…

First year of university, I'd just broken up with my high school boyfriend (and only sexual partner) and was feeling like sowing my wild oats a bit, if you know what I mean. And lo and behold, I had a trip scheduled - with my old symphony! (Yes, this is practically a band camp story.) The clarinet player who sat…

Oh, ouch. Your husband sounds like a really, really good man. That was brutal.

Around 2AM after the bars had closed, I'm awoken by a knocking at my door. Its my roommate and under his arms are two women, and they are all drunk and happy. "Hey, man, did I wake you? This is Kim. Kim, this is the roommate I was telling you about, he's awesome!" I quickly surmised that he had picked these two up in…

I could see where this was going by the second sentence, like in a horror movie when you're like NOOO DON'T GO DOWN IN THE BASEMENT!!

There was this guy in my college group of friends who everyone had done the deed with. He was a bit of a slut and he was also tall, blonde, and lanky. I can't fault a soul who banged him.

I imagine the orgasm like a whale sound.

I was seeing this girl when I was a freshman in college. Not serious, but not un-serious, you know? Up to this point, we had not really gone past first base, but had bee sleeping together (in the literal, bed-sharing sense) off and on for a few weeks.

So this didn't involve any actual sex, but I invited a guy I'd seen a couple times in for a nightcap. I poured us a couple of drinks and went to use the bathroom, expecting to come out and talk a bit, make out, see where things went. He apparently had a different idea because I came out of the bathroom to find him…

It was summer break from university so my boyfriend and I were back home with our parents to save money. My mum was a student and had evening classes at a college out of town. She had a class one night so I invited my boyfriend over. We had dinner and then headed to my room for good times. They were good times. Good,…

After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived…

My virginity too! That's how I found out that I'm allergic to spermicide. I'd rather not elaborate beyond that.

Had an awful crush on this fellow actor in college. He was a Senior, I was a Soph. We played opposite each other in a play and did the flirty, "Hey, I like you" thing. He was very popular, so I ASSUMED he'd had girlfriends/sexy time before. We made out in his dorm room for a bit and things were progressing…when he…

I've had "meh" but nothing that would stand a chance of winning the Pissing Contest. That said:

I was 20 and he was 18. We were dating, but he wanted a girlfriend and I was in college and not ready to commit. We were making out and he unzipped my pants. I told him "ok, we can do this, but I'm still not going to be your girlfriend, we'll just be dating and having sex with each other." And he zipped my pants back…