Sadly, the soul patch is least offensive part of that facial hair scheme.

Time was hockey players had good names like Wayne, Patrick and Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond

I pray that Constandino beats the shit out of everyone else.

Is it Brecon like “reckon” or Brecon like “Recon”?

“Kaeden, get over here!”

“Somebody’s going to make a horrible mistake.”

If I ever have a daughter, I would want to know that she can kill for domination, control, and humiliation if that's what she chooses.

Look Michael.

"Rape is a vicious crime. The only thing as vicious as rape is falsely accusing someone of rape," Winston said in the statement.

I'm incredibly impressed with this accuser. They've done everything to discourage, smear, and intimidate her and she's still going forward. Kudos.

i wanna read the goop post on this.

Jessica, please consider this a request for an official Evening of Squee across all kinja platforms when this is over. With Denton's blessing, you get to scour the internet looking for nothing but things that are deliciously weird, delightfully heartwarming or just flat out fun.

"I see you tried to work behind the scenes to fix this problem and got stonewalled for months, but have you considered working behind the scenes to fix this problem?"