I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

She's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.

She's great! Please watch Arrested Development. :D

Egg?

Her?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BURT, YOU SUMBITCH!

Today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BURT REYNOLDS!

No, man, you are the best.

I wish we'd gone there at the same time. I regret my time there for completely different reasons, but you better bet I would have supported you however you needed. Thank you for sharing your story here.

Real talk: I was raped at this school, many years ago now. I dropped out not long afterward. I never once considered reporting it - the culture of victim-blaming was that high. People stereotype the U of C as a nerdy, virgin-filled school, and the nerd part definitely has a bit of truth. But the frats there are…

"We tend to tear the crotches in our jeans quite a bit," the American racer Steven Nyman said. The introduction of leggings-style and elasticated jeans has been a godsend. "We have to buy stretchy jeans," he said."

This is from the NYT obit and it literally made my jaw drop...

Even stilts guy thinks the hat is fucking ridiculous.

Oh for fuck's sake, this isn't even worth the time to explain to you, but let's try anyway, shall we? You're determined to put me in a box before even recognizing the problem with everything you're saying is fantastically cruel in its oversimplicity.

Since you asked so nice and all ....

I'd prefer to die alone. Dying in large groups is usually a bad way out.

I really wish one of these blogs in this network would do an article memorializing what would have been Trayvon Martin's 19th birthday this past week, instead of continually writing about his murderer. http://www.theroot.com/blogs/the_grap…

And now Dylan has responded to his statement.

Nope. "Pretty scary" is having your boyfriend sleep with one of your daughters while molesting another.

I do not find Mia Farrow's graphic illustration of the destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter to be as shocking as the actual destruction of their family due to Woody Allen cheating on her with her teenage daughter.