RIGHT?!?!?!?! I mean, for all the moral outrage, I have yet to hear how, even when it is a 13 year old girl who's kidnapped by an uncle and forced to service his clients while he sits back and counts his money, it *helps* her to now have an arrest record and be sent to juvenile detention.

Just for the Harry/Hermione shippers out there - this changes nothing. You are still delusional.

It was included in the story. Did you actually read it?

Should have just dumped him.

FUCK. YOU.
(I actually just screamed this and I mean it as a compliment. Well played.)

GO HOME GUISE. THE INTERNET HAS BEEN WON.

KANYE DIED FOR YOUR SHINS

This one has been trolling for a looooong time friend. Just let it go.

Exactly!

Yeah, I don't think I'm missing anything. :)

... because talking about your GPA and how women are mature enough to face consequences was actually talking about your own personal past trauma and how it affects your sex life?

Do what exactly? Your comment history is public. I'm not a hacker, nor am I doxing you. Check your Kinja settings to not show your commenting history if you don't want it seen, and don't be an idiot online. /end-of-lesson

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

Did you catch that? She gave you her GPA to the 3rd decimal point. She means business.

Oh my god, you is a warwelf?

I'm reading some of your other comments and they are PRECIOUS. Aren't you missing your 8th grade science class? You shouldn't skip - you are the future!

As soon as I saw the [real name "jezebel name" real name], on a comment this morning, I figured she was about to publish something for realsies on the mainpage. That tends to be the way things go around here.

Team Cat did it better! Er, wait. Équipe de chats a fait mieux!