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That's not what we meant when we said "put out a spread!"

This is not completely agreed upon, and some even in orthodox circles say that there are exceptions and allowances for mausoleum burial. For instance a high water table where a body being buried may cause water quality issues is an exception. However, the material of the mausoleum itself must be of "earth," such as

In case anyone's wondering, the overly-specific German word for this phenomenon is mooboomscheisse

I support the theory that the red part was actually ripped away by a third hand that came from the grassy crotch.

Telling a dude he doesn't have a right to 100% consequence-free sex = THE DARK HEART OF FEMINiSM.

I am cackling with an evil glint in my eye and a hole in my DARK HEART as we speak. The plan - she is nearly COMPLETE!

Can we pretty please put that on the GT logo whenever it's fixed?

It's too funny, I can't help it.


THE DARK HEART OF FEMINISM.

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

1) being mean to awful people is morally superior to being nice to them. Someone brave enough to talk smack to Hitler's face is a better person than Eichmann.
2) read the excellent linked article "On Smarm" for an expansion on why our cultural value of "being nice above all else" is total smarmy horse shit.

Oh good grief. You lot were wrong and she was right. Grow up.

Jesus, this whole thing boiled down to "how dare the public have an opinion about my show!!"

From what I've read, she went for the antiques — vases and furniture — but I guess everything's an antique when your partner's office looks like this and your residence is the Elysée Palace.

I love everyone and everything about this show, especially Tina.

Cameron Diaz, one of the many castmembers in What To Expect When You're Expecting, is 39 years old, unmarried, and