What sort of btu does it put out? I'll need real numbers before I replace my cat scarf.

this is why you can't have nice things.. or rather, why your children wont.

good call.. lets drill some more holes to find out.

I like those odds.

and that's how the "most confusing lawsuit ever" began.

Nope, only one of them is helpful. Can you tell which one?

dammit!!

one more thing... teleportation.

I'd like to thank my parents for making me possible...

I suppose if I'd scared off 3 women in 10 minutes, I'd want to blame an app as well.

Wim Wenders movie "Until the End of the World" (1991) describes exactly this.. No longer would you need to explain a crazy dream, just push play.

Marinol. It's alright, I wouldn't expect a drunk to have done any research.. wait, this isn't #trollinthursday??

you win.

This is the best tech we can admit to having ;)

ugh, that actually made me a bit nauseous.

let the murderous pandas live!!

goddamn, my hands were sweating. f'ing nuts.

$5 doesn't sound free to me.

we just need to create a "smelly" section on the plane.

Agreed. I'd also microchip his kids.