We do not deserve Chrissy.

Fixed for you.

I don’t care how fast it is, it’s still a Neon. In exchange for $14,800 worth of monies I expect no less than 10 Neons in return. CP.

They still made Neon’s in 2005? I thought they stopped making those over 10 years ago.

It’s the “appeal to authority” logical fallacy, with a crispy Christian crust.

You are 100% correct

To be fair one time the statue of liberty did attack a rich white guy who was trying to take advantage of a newborn baby while blasting rock and roll.

Which is best?

Huh. I always thought that was something else. I really should drug more often to avoid these embarrassing faux pas 

Hopefully he has a good lawyer: “Your honor, Esteban did not have any herion on him at any time.”

That’s a lot of Ks for someone who pitches to contact

“Rare” does not always translate to “valuable” or “desirable”.

So small you could crate it up and have it shipped freight.

No, it was a cash isle.

I had to google to find out who/what is a Jake Paul.

REQUEST FOR URGENT CAR PURCHASE

The W8 wagon 4motion 6speed is so epicly Jalop, though.

Is AIDS worse than cancer?

Gee, it’s shocking that a sportswriter who’s already once been fired for plagiarism and has a long history of writing insane things might not have the strictest standards when it comes to vetting his sources.