Now is Not the Time to Text Your Ex.

I just wanna know from Chris: In this vision, were your brother’s nipples pierced?

It’s also par for the course when Elon Musk’s old business partner uses Hulk Hogan as a vehicle to sue your parent company into bankruptcy over a private vendetta, after which you are bought by a private equity firm that gives absolutely zero fucks about what your organization does, the people who work there, or…

What do you think the staff is for?

It’s not that you have nothing to look forward to. This will end eventually, as these things always do. The point is that if you are holding out hope that this is going to be over in two weeks, it’s a false hope, and you’re only hurting yourself with it.

We should assume everyone has it at this point, either as a non-symptomatic carrier, or pre-symptoms.

You realize I wasn’t advocating this approach, that it was discussion amongst local business owners and chamber folk? They can check themselves.

I honestly and truly don't know what to believe anymore. The only ONLY thing I am sure of is that I will vote for whoever is running against Trump. 

About the same percentage as the libertarians screaming for their bailout checks right now

If there is ever a vaccine for COVID-19, how many anti-vaxxers would line up for it?

This is exactly the moment for labor to strike and push back - because the $2 trillion has detailed provisions inserted by the House to guarantee the funding goes to labor first,  not to profit or executive compensation. So get those demands and new contracts in NOW!

I would love to know which medical professional recommended the practice.

Oh, look, more “rules don’t apply to me” assholes! Behavior like this will totally not prolong the duration of this global catastrophe!

“While we’ve been diligent about self-quarantining and social distancing”

This is the only way I will see these frauds from now on. As Matt Foley living their best #vanlife down by the river eating government cheese.

They are already forgoing actual burials in Europe due to the high number of cases there. This also most certainly will end up with 10-20k dead per day once infection numbers get high enough - we are far from the peak of this thing and it is growing exponentially.

Considering China is lying about how many people actually died from this, it’s probably best we do prepare for the coming worst-case scenario.

Yeah shit’s getting awfully real out there for folks.

I use my mason jars with the screw on lids. I can store it in the fridge and it doesn’t pick up odors. I only put bacon grease in it and I strain it before I put it in the jar. I always have a jar of clean bacon grease ready to use when I need a spoonful of fat.

The classic is an old coffee can. Or a mason jar.