Yes!

“Winter smart-coats that can potentially generate fake money!”

“My word is my bond. Once you break that, there’s nothing left,” LaMonte said.

Clearly McDaniels just loves fucking over horse-based franchises.

Jane Doe is fighting the good fight. Because I also want to remain anonymous if I win hundreds of millions of dollars.

I’d keep the V-4's just to troll people at car shows:

Whoever buys these can hang this on thier garage wall for inspiration:

I want to be excited for all the yummy perjury but I can’t be because I’ve lost all hope that this Congress will get off its ass to do anything about it. But like... I am 100% sure that he will lie about something that he and his lackey can’t spin, which is definitively and objectively false.

“in case”

As disgusting as the concept is, I can see it working every day.

Bigots sure do seem to love Rams...

That’s... a more depressing take than they just f’ed up. But in a sense I believe it, because nobody looking for the best product would choose FCA in the first place, so perhaps they did just double down on cornering the dumb demographic.

“There’s no such thing as bad publicity” has always been an exceptionally dumb concept.

Doesn’t it make it worse that they did it in his hometown? He didn’t care for this artist, and considered using artists after their death “demonic,” and then they did it right on his own home turf.

I don’t think that most people in the stands were Minnesotans. Then there’s also the fact that Prince himself didn’t even like JT.

No, but he pulled off being a nutsack really well.

I know, as someone who has a Ph.D. and does research in a cancer-adjacent field, the reason we can’t cure cancer is that everyone’s genetics makes things different and there are a lot of different mutations that can lead to the same cancer. Like one drug that might work awesome in some people might be actually make…

It’s nice to know that the polar opposite of an anti-vaxxer is also a complete fucking idiot. It makes me feel more confident about my place on the bell curve.

I can see the appeal - the mostly-anonymous old web was so freeing and, somehow, more intimate and personal. You’re more free to be yourself when you aren’t yourself.